New York City: A Horrible Place To Live

[Ivan Vukchevic]

NEW YORKâ€"At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c,18003/

[MendoDave]

That's pretty funny. And i came to the conclusion a while ago that NYC makes people insane.

[lethe]

Every day during my commute home, I curse that place and say I'm going to quit and never go there again.
There must be something in the air that makes the traffic misery addictive as I still come back every day.

[TiNi]

Every day during my commute home, I curse that place and say I'm going to quit and never go there again.
There must be something in the air that makes the traffic misery addictive as I still come back every day.

yeah well, we all already know you're nuts 

all kidding aside... i still have no idea how you do that commute everyday dude...

[Randimus Maximus]

I <3 The Onion.

[DoubleEagle]

One GIANT insane Asylum .

Dolph     

[RAT900]

the only thing worse than living there would be to die there

I put my time in..... I am due for permanent release

[The Bacon Junkie]

I miss New York... 
L.A. sucks!   

[RAT900]

I miss New York... 
L.A. sucks!   

completely understandable....when you are living in a crusty sphincter,, an armpit looks attractive

[badgalbetty]

ever been to Camden NJ? I was there in 1981 on a ship. Nasty place.

[DucHead]

ever been to Camden NJ? I was there in 1981 on a ship. Nasty place.

Fixed.   

[The Bacon Junkie]

completely understandable....when you are living in a crusty sphincter,, an armpit looks attractive

I actually live in Ventura County, which is beautiful, btw.

It's more of a prevailing attitude people have out here that makes it the suck.   

[MendoDave]

There are some paces in the U.S. that are not so great but i have to remind myself would I rather live in Olangapo Philippines, or in the Slums of Panama City Panama? Or how about Tijuana? Compared to those places N.J. sounds terrific.

[duccarlos]

Tijuana is not that bad. Juares? No make the beast with two backsing way.

[DesmoLu]

When I realized NYC was turning me into a monster:
Walking home from work, devouring a bag of doritos because I hadn't had time to eat all day, a random bum on the steps of Port Authority asks "Can I have a chip?" I proceed to throw the bag at him (fed up with being harassed by bums while walking anywhere) and shout "Next time get your own make the beast with two backsing Doritos. I had to work all day for mine!"

Ya, I quite my job and moved to Texas shortly after that.

Sure is a fun place to visit, though!