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« on: September 17, 2010, 09:51:24 AM »

Um yeah... no

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 09:56:57 AM »

Seriously.  I mean who rides with stock exhaust nowadays?  Grin

Apparently, that dude's a regular on the Bay Bridge.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 09:58:28 AM »

Rolling stops should be interesting.
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 10:54:56 AM »

Paula rear ended him on her 695.

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2010, 02:01:20 PM »

His visor is not properly closed!!! Burn him!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 02:17:03 PM »

back pack doesn't match the jacket/pant combo?
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2010, 02:45:50 PM »

Too much faring bang head
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2010, 02:46:49 PM »

I have a Hayabusa and I have never considered wearing in-line skates. Gonna have to check that out. waytogo
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2010, 04:51:59 PM »

So, does he drag his feet in corners instead of his knees?

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2010, 06:24:34 PM »

So, does he drag his feet in corners instead of his knees?

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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2010, 06:50:31 PM »

It's crazy for sure, but I didn't think someone would climb out of a moving truck on video either.  Undecided

How the F does he shift it?

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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2010, 07:11:15 PM »

This man is my new hero.  That's amazing.  Amazingly stupid, but amazing nonetheless.  Brings all sorts of terrible ideas of what one could do with that to the mind.   waytogo
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2010, 09:11:39 PM »

This picture would make much more sense if he were riding a super moto... what better place than SF streets to  practice foot down tight turns?
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2010, 09:55:12 AM »

They are emergency ejector Skates!

If he notices an Emergency he will not be able to get away from,
he jumps off the bike and skates away into the Sunset!
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2010, 10:28:53 AM »

Yeah, how the hell does he shift? I can see stomping away on the brake lever but it does take some graceful moves with the left foot on the shifter. Busas are kinda torquey but you still need to shift. Puzzling evidence...  Huh?
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