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Author Topic: I'm the fast guy let me go......  (Read 2536 times)
JamLJJR
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« on: September 19, 2010, 10:57:08 AM »

This is a great vid, and oh so often true. I LMAO.

Actually, I have listened to a conversation between a track direction and the buyer of a new 750 GSX-R that is nearly word for word.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6967407/?ref=nf
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Personal Pretext


« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 11:25:33 AM »

Complete with carbon fiber butt wiper...
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 11:53:02 AM »

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tap, rack, bang


« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 12:38:45 PM »

Wow, so true and so sad. Still it's funny!! laughingdp
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 12:46:42 PM »

i call bs, there is no way that anyone would really say stuff like that if they were a novice on a track and never did one before. Grin
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 01:13:25 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 01:35:05 PM »

Hahaha...classic. That had me doubled over!! I have seen that many times in MX, guys coming out with 450cc bikes and the first jump they pile themselves into the ground or they can't even stop for the first corner and go into the fences!! Sad, but it is humbling, some usually just get off the track and park their bike, never to be seen again after a serving of humble pie! Why do we want to go big the first time?
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2010, 02:30:11 PM »

"I think I'm going to go bang my head against a wall..." Love it!
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 05:28:22 PM »

i love it.

If I wanted to follow a 60 hp bike, I'd go chase my neighbor's lawnmower.


classic!
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2010, 07:11:32 PM »

that was great
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2010, 02:02:43 PM »

"My Ducati starter motor has more power than your whole bike"

LOL  applause
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2010, 02:17:29 PM »

I gogled and........


http://www.johnnyrockpage.net/


Speechless (What a giant douche this guy is) bang head bang head bang head

Perfect reference for the OP's video Wink
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2010, 02:45:58 PM »

OMG!!!


I'm calling Johnny Rockpage right now!!! LOL  laughingdp

ROTFLMAO
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2010, 02:54:07 PM »

ROLMFAO laughingdp
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2010, 04:48:53 PM »

He was so busted last year at an AMA SBK race. He make the beast with two backsed up for the 100th time in a race and an AMA race official came down on his ass big time. It was embarrassing. The AMA official was way out of hand and cussing his head off at JRP... of course the dickhead had his film crew secretly filming the whole scene and JRP kept provoking the official with stupid comments. Just proves he's just another asshole taking up valuable space and breathing up good air. Tongue
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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