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« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2010, 10:16:10 AM »

Ex wife wants me to spend the night tonight. I told her no. WTF??

Good for you! Don't do it. RAT900's earlier comments on page 1 of this thread were great. waytogo She obviously will try ANYTHING to get back Mr. Fall Back. Food, crying, sex, etc. Hold out for a new Ducati then say no anyway. laughingdp Sounds like you guys have a kid together? Yes? No? Did I catch that right?

I was married for 20 years. It died on the vine. Horrible 2.5 year long divorce and we didn't even have any kids. I'm not Mr. Wonderful but at least I'm not make the beast with two backsing crazy like my ex. Got remarried in 2005. Things are good but honestly I should have taken more time after the divorce and before I got remarried. I'm happy I got remarried but I didn't get enough riding, hunting and fishing in before I tied the knot. Chasing women wasn't an issue. I still would have married the woman I did... just down the road a little further. I deserved the time to enjoy life and the things I like to do whenever I felt like doing them. That changed (as I knew it would) after getting married again. Still get to do all that stuff but now I have to earn the kitchen points to do so. You deserve the same thing. Finalize the divorce, enjoy the NHRA races, don't let Ms. Hottie run your life and go for more rides! [moto]
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« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2010, 10:27:35 AM »

The kid was hers, he is not mine.
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« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2010, 10:53:57 AM »

There is no anal contribution until Sac contributes


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*dons short pleated skirt*

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ALRIGHT?! OKAY! GIMME AN A!
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« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2010, 10:57:16 AM »


*clears throat*

*dons short pleated skirt*

*claps hands*

ALRIGHT?! OKAY! GIMME AN A!

"A"
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« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2010, 11:02:24 AM »

VAGINA!!! Oh wait, did I jump the gun?
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« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2010, 11:10:49 AM »

She's playing you and you'll end up with more heartache in the long run.

I had a friend that was a musician and he used to say 'put it to a song on tin pan alley'...meaning if there was any emotion or situation happening to you there was already a song about it.

Play this for her and continue with your plan. You can change your mind later.

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« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2010, 11:12:34 AM »

"A"

GIMME AN "N"!


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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2010, 11:14:29 AM »

"L"!
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« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2010, 11:15:15 AM »

Let me add to the chorus of don't do it.


Go get on top of someone else. Move away-go do whatever the hell you want.



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« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2010, 11:15:44 AM »

I like to get to the "end"! You get it?! "End"!! I'm very witty.
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« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2010, 12:26:15 PM »

I like to get to the "end"! You get it?! "End"!! I'm very witty.


You make baby Jesus cry.


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« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2010, 01:11:59 PM »


You make baby Jesus cry.


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« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2010, 01:14:21 PM »

Thanks everybody for their help with this.  Needless to say I'm going a bit nuts.
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« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2010, 01:15:23 PM »

 Play them off each other and get double anal!  

Whatever you do, don't take an engineer with you to Vegas to pull some ass!

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« Reply #44 on: September 23, 2010, 01:15:55 PM »

Thanks everybody for their help with this.  Needless to say I'm going a bit nuts.
If you're lucky...

it's a short trip. Wink

My dad has always said to put my head down and move forward.

It always works.
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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