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« Reply #150 on: April 27, 2011, 03:35:50 AM »

save it as a gift for someone when you show up at their house....unless it is someone whom you respect their taste....but if you want to go for the proverbial "hey, this tastes like shit, try it!"....you could always do that too in sharing it at your home with visitors...
+1 on that, use that shit beer as hint to leave: "well this is all I got left, enjoy"  Evil
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« Reply #151 on: April 27, 2011, 06:22:22 AM »

Well now I know what I'm serving next MotoGP night!
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« Reply #152 on: April 27, 2011, 06:31:11 AM »

Well now I know what I'm serving next MotoGP night!

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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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« Reply #153 on: April 27, 2011, 06:37:00 AM »

If I drink of those by accident I'm trimming my ass hairs with your fancy man razor.
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« Reply #154 on: April 27, 2011, 06:41:02 AM »

If I drink of those by accident I'm trimming my ass hairs with your fancy man razor.

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« Reply #155 on: April 27, 2011, 06:46:59 AM »

Don't think of it as information. Think of it as a warning. Seriously, you should see this razor. It's fancy.
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« Reply #156 on: April 27, 2011, 10:02:15 AM »

Not fancy enough for your ass, cupcake.  Wink
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« Reply #157 on: May 07, 2011, 06:27:25 PM »

Homebrew "farmhouse" ale. Not bad. Not bad at all.
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« Reply #158 on: May 07, 2011, 06:39:14 PM »

River tea:
Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka,
Lemonade
Soda water

This shit is delicious and dangerous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #159 on: May 07, 2011, 07:11:50 PM »

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« Reply #160 on: May 10, 2011, 05:29:27 PM »

Little bit of 18 year old Glen to go with the Perdomo I'm smoking.
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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« Reply #161 on: May 10, 2011, 06:17:45 PM »

Homebrew "farmhouse" ale. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Was dat?
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« Reply #162 on: May 10, 2011, 06:28:55 PM »

It was a kit I got from Northern Brewer that is finally ready to drink. Pretty damn good. Think of a cross between a Hefeweizen and a Belgian. It's golden and actually gives a sense of orange or lemon in there.
In the interest of accuracy I'm going to have to have one right now! Just to be sure of course.

http://www.northernbrewer.com/documentation/beerkits/FarmhouseBieredeTable.pdf

Sadly it was a Spring seasonal so they're not offering it as a kit anymore.
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« Reply #163 on: May 14, 2011, 02:48:30 PM »

Newcastle, straight out tha bottle.
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« Reply #164 on: May 14, 2011, 03:05:47 PM »

Great Divide Smoked Baltic Porter.

Holy shit delicious. $12.49 per big bottle.
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