well... think of the bike as your girl.
i'll leave it up to you how you want to address that
So what you're telling me is this:
1. It's better than the other motorcycles I've ridden in every way imaginable, yet still manages to drive me batshit
2. It still will take a lot of talking to get it to do that thing I like
3. If I put it away hot it tends to get a little fouled up
4. If I ride other bikes it will find new and exciting ways to kill me
5. If I don't buy it new stuff every now and then I won't get to ride it as much
6. It's cheaper in the long run to maintain the current one than go out looking for a new one, no matter how much fun the short term riding would be
7. Whenever I start to think I'm smarter than the bike it finds new ways to completely dumbfound me with illogical problems
8. I should always take it easy immediately after installing fresh rubber
9. I'm not going to find a better bike, but damn if that's going to keep me from looking every now and then
10. It gets pissed when I hit it with a wrench
It's all so much clearer now, thanks!