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« on: October 07, 2010, 06:13:18 PM » |
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I was taking a short ride over to the local UPS store earlier today. As I was driving cautiously through the parking lot. I noticed a man handing a an object to his 2-3 y/o daughter to my 1 o'clock. I looked to my left and back to my right. As I'm looking back to the right, I see a UFO flying towards my head. WTF..d*mn kid tried to take me out by whipping a cell phone at my head!! The dad looked dumbfounded and didn't want to look in my direction. I laughed it off but if I hadn't ducked, that could've caused some damage!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 06:35:40 PM » |
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WOW! a future baseball player
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"Life's short" "Ride More"
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 06:55:30 PM » |
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Oh hell no. a can of WOOPASS would be in order for that parent.
I took my Springer to a frisbee park one time and while mine was on the leash he let his go and I heard "get'im" as the dog ran over and jumped my Springer. Well, I kicked the ever living shit out his dog into the creek and he came running over. He too ended up in the creek while my girlfriend had to pry me off.......God that felt good. That's all.
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Can we thin the gene pool?
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 08:24:05 PM » |
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This was one of those dad-hands-foul ball-to-daughter-and-she-throws-it-back-on-field moments. It was rather amusing. Just have to keep in mind that ANYTHING can happen on the road!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 08:41:01 PM » |
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It may have been a camera phone, and she had heard of your work.
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 09:36:48 PM » |
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It may have been a camera phone, and she had heard of your work. Hmmm..funny. They were standing right in front of the Ritz Camera store.
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 05:38:55 AM » |
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Oh hell no. a can of WOOPASS would be in order for that parent.
I took my Springer to a frisbee park one time and while mine was on the leash he let his go and I heard "get'im" as the dog ran over and jumped my Springer. Well, I kicked the ever living shit out his dog into the creek and he came running over. He too ended up in the creek while my girlfriend had to pry me off.......God that felt good. That's all.
wow. i can't condone violence, but "an eye for an eye" comes to mind.
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2010, 07:37:27 AM » |
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I was riding behind a family van near dusk. All of the sudden an object came out of the window and hit me right in the face, thank god it was a black balloon! Scared the living crap out of me! I thought I was a gonner!
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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2010, 07:56:16 AM » |
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I was taking a short ride over to the local UPS store earlier today. As I was driving cautiously through the parking lot. I noticed a man handing a an object to his 2-3 y/o daughter to my 1 o'clock. I looked to my left and back to my right. As I'm looking back to the right, I see a UFO flying towards my head. WTF..d*mn kid tried to take me out by whipping a cell phone at my head!! The dad looked dumbfounded and didn't want to look in my direction. I laughed it off but if I hadn't ducked, that could've caused some damage!!
Wow IZ, even non DMF members are taking shots cheap at you!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2010, 09:42:35 AM » |
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I *think* I heard a bullet hitting a street sign I was riding by the other day - kind of a ricochet sound. I've heard similar sounds in the Army. Another good reason to wear a helmet and gear I guess.
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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2010, 11:22:12 AM » |
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Another good reason to wear a helmet .
Is it made of kevlar?!
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2010, 04:17:15 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2010, 06:17:55 PM » |
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OK..what is this newb laughing at?!
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2010, 08:46:01 PM » |
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wow. i can't condone violence, but "an eye for an eye" comes to mind.
well he started it officer
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2010, 08:59:31 PM » |
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I laughed it off but if I hadn't ducked, that could've caused some damage!!
There's a first time for everything.
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If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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