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DucMouse the Mighty
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« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2011, 10:39:35 AM »

(Though the project does slowly make progress....) Maybe by June?

i'll give it to end of april...if not by then, we get to take it over Grin

Grammar is overrated.  In 2dayz wrld no1 even uses wordz or prpr spling NEmore.   laughingdp

thx wayne now that makes me feel good  laughingdp waytogo
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2011, 11:08:38 AM »

Congrats, Wayne.

Now you need to learn the pat answers to the following:

"Whaddya mean, my car's not ready yet?"

"You're charging me twice the estimate?"

"What the hell is a [insert esoteric automotive term here] and why did you have to replace it? And why the fork does it cost so much?'
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Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.
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« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2011, 12:05:21 PM »

What Nic said.  + When the guy you worked with the best on "The other side" of the wall comes out front & wants to kill you, don't be surprised, cuz it'll happen...promise.  Just tell him to go back to his cage (bay) & wash his hands before he comes out front again   laughingdp

Go get 'em, Wayne!   Just be happy & rage on!
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« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2011, 12:05:51 PM »

Congrats, Wayne.

Now you need to learn the pat answers to the following:

"Whaddya mean, my car's not ready yet?"- Our paying customers get preferential treatment.

"You're charging me twice the estimate?" - you were an asshole, what do you expect?

"What the hell is a [insert esoteric automotive term here] and why did you have to replace it? And why the fork does it cost so much?' - you should see what we wouldve charged you if we DIDNT like you...

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« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2011, 12:13:19 PM »

now just record that cause i want to hear you say that to a customer laughingdp
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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