And the Anti-Christ has risen!

[badgalbetty]

nooooooooooo the toaster lived. I have seen it with my own eyes.........It was all shiny and full of .....crumbs. Last time I saw it it was smoking, someone was using it to make an emergency bacon sandwich.

[Duck-Stew]

Couple of things about post counts and toasters:

1)  I can put your post count to any # I choose.  I don't feel like re-setting yours to '666' everytime you post something, but I could.
2)  There are no toaster give-away's like a bank when you open a checking account.  They also didn't exist on the old board either, it was an avatar thing.
3)  Feel free to put any type of electrically operated kitchen appliance as your own avatar when you reach a post count that you deem worthy of said appliance.  (i.e.:  When I hit 10K posts, or I modify my post count to read 10K, I'm putting a Cuisinart as my avatar with a DMF logo on it.  Until then, the Duck shall abide...)
4)  If you piss off the Flounders, we have been known to modify post counts negatively for those that value such things.

YMMV, and have a good day. 

[ducatiz]

Couple of things about post counts and toasters:

4)  If you piss off the Flounders, we have been known to modify post counts negatively for those that value such things.

i only care that my post count when divided results in a real number.  any rational number is fine.  the flounders all blow, especially nate and chris..

[The Bearded Duc]

4)  If you piss off the Flounders, we have been known to modify post counts negatively for those that value such things.

YMMV, and have a good day. 

As long as you don't put it back to 1, I don't want people to equate my stupid questions to being a newbie!


BTW, Duck, how you been? LA misses you!!

[Duck-Stew]

As long as you don't put it back to 1, I don't want people to equate my stupid questions to being a newbie!


BTW, Duck, how you been? LA misses you!!

PM sent!