Lockhart Phillips Cheap-ass Aluminum Rearstand...for free. Yes, FREE

[mostrobelle]

It's a piece of crap, but you can have it if you don't have anything else.  Enzo and I used it for years.  We got some hand-me-downs from his dad so we upgraded.  Our gain is, well, your gain.  It's in Oakland--a decent part of Oakland.  We can leave it in the backyard for you to come get.  You can probably strap it onto your back if you want to ride with it, but it'd be a little sketch.  Best to come grab it in a car. 

If it doesn't go here soon I'm posting it on BARF, and we all know how the boys like to leghump my Enzo.  Save Enzo from the buttsecks from horny BARFers.  Take our stand. 

[johnc]

i vote that we let enzo get some man love from the BARFers 

It's a piece of crap, but you can have it if you don't have anything else.  Enzo and I used it for years.  We got some hand-me-downs from his dad so we upgraded.  Our gain is, well, your gain.  It's in Oakland--a decent part of Oakland.  We can leave it in the backyard for you to come get.  You can probably strap it onto your back if you want to ride with it, but it'd be a little sketch.  Best to come grab it in a car. 

If it doesn't go here soon I'm posting it on BARF, and we all know how the boys like to leghump my Enzo.  Save Enzo from the buttsecks from horny BARFers.  Take our stand. 

[Cynic]

Can I call dibs long enough to talk to the Lovely wife? (since she's the one who has to drive my cripple ass around)

Cheers.

[Spidey]

Keep the stand.  Leave Enzo in the backyard for the taking. 

[mostrobelle]

Can I call dibs long enough to talk to the Lovely wife? (since she's the one who has to drive my cripple ass around)

Cheers.

So far, it's yours.  But you have to come get it relatively quickly after you get the green light.  No amount of gimpiness will not relieve you from this duty. 

[DanTheMan]

will you deliver?

9103 Bulabog Beach
Boracay Island
Visay, Malan, Philippines

[mostrobelle]

will you deliver?

9103 Bulabog Beach
Boracay Island
Visay, Malan, Philippines

Sure.  You buy the roundtrip ticket, hotel stay, meals, booze and a new swimsuit. 

[johnc]

really!?  swimsuit?  where's your sense of adventure ... besides, you can work on that "all over" tan. 

Sure.  You buy the roundtrip ticket, hotel stay, meals, booze and a new swimsuit. 

[Cynic]

The wife gave the OK.  Though the soonest we can get to Oakland is Sunday in the AM. Will that work?

Cheers

[mostrobelle]

yup.  Sunday a.m. works just fine.   

[enzo]

you're coming for the stand...right?

[Cynic]

you're coming for the stand...right?

Not to disappoint.. but yes, we want the stand =)

Wife likes things broken down...

thank goodness.

[DanTheMan]

Sure.  You buy the roundtrip ticket, hotel stay, meals, booze and a new swimsuit. 

bummer looks like you already found an owner, i was about to send you tickets.

[mostrobelle]

bummer looks like you already found an owner, i was about to send you tickets.

I have another cheap-ass Lockhart Phillips rearstand.  Send the tix, suckah....

[Cynic]

Thanks for the stand, I can't wait till I can give it regular usage. ie once I can stand.


Ok that was funnier in my head.


Sorry to rob you of your trip to the Philippines...