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« Reply #7590 on: September 25, 2011, 03:50:22 AM »

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Carlos
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #7591 on: September 25, 2011, 06:17:37 AM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #7592 on: September 25, 2011, 06:27:17 AM »

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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #7593 on: September 25, 2011, 07:19:55 AM »

Drinking drinks
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #7594 on: September 25, 2011, 07:41:06 AM »

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« Reply #7595 on: September 25, 2011, 07:41:56 AM »

Drinking drinks

having hangover?
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #7596 on: September 25, 2011, 08:50:20 AM »

bacon sucks
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« Reply #7597 on: September 25, 2011, 09:33:44 AM »

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« Reply #7598 on: September 25, 2011, 10:09:12 AM »

bacon sucks

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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #7599 on: September 25, 2011, 12:42:06 PM »

grilled bacon  Grin
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #7600 on: September 25, 2011, 12:55:16 PM »

moderator reported...


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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #7601 on: September 25, 2011, 12:56:13 PM »

just kidding!


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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #7602 on: September 25, 2011, 03:24:32 PM »

grilled bacon  Grin

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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #7603 on: September 25, 2011, 06:38:42 PM »

microwave bacon?
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« Reply #7604 on: September 25, 2011, 06:46:08 PM »

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