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Author Topic: Gawdam noisy kids !!!  (Read 3624 times)
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« on: November 04, 2010, 03:09:17 PM »

Ridin up n down my street on their scooters with no mufflers.  Angry

I was old for a minute today. Then I took an asprin

Now I'm going to go ride up and down my street passing those kids with no mufflers.   Evil
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 03:11:48 PM »

 waytogo [moto] [moto] [moto]

I find that Tasers are effective in these situations. Actually, I find that Tasers are effective in most situations.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 03:13:27 PM »

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.

"Throw a Kit" by Hollywood Holt
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 04:03:10 PM »

Damn!  I had a Puch moped back in 1985!  Who knew all I would need is 25 years, a couple of tats and a backwards hat and I would have been cool!
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2010, 04:29:24 PM »

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.

Hey...maybe we can convince them to do drive-bys on hipsters...
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 09:29:17 PM »

you tell 'em to git offa yer lawn too?   cheeky
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 06:58:20 AM »

you tell 'em to git offa yer lawn too?   cheeky

No. Dead bodies fertilize lawns.
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 07:07:10 AM »

No. Dead bodies fertilize lawns.

But they're hard to mow around.
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2010, 07:08:27 AM »

But they're hard to mow around.

That's why I hire others to mow it.
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2010, 01:30:46 PM »

You two have no lawn obviously.  You till, not mow, the bodies into the lawn to fertilize.

That lil bastard was up and down my street 1700 times until 8:30PM last night. I mean get another street. You don't test new pipes on the street you live on!  boo
Even I know that.
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2010, 01:32:50 PM »

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.
//www.youtube.com/watch?

Where do you find sh*t like that? That is exsmackly what was going on. He threw a kit on it.
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2010, 08:16:13 PM »

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.

"Throw a Kit" by Hollywood Holt

Hollywood Holt is my new favorite. Awesome video!
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2010, 10:01:38 AM »

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I find that Tasers are effective in these situations. Actually, I find that Tasers are effective in most situations.

joe finds that tasers work better than roofies, and is more cost efficient as well.
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2010, 10:12:36 AM »

joe finds that tasers work better than roofies, and is more cost efficient as well.

No prescription required...
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2010, 08:54:00 PM »

I finally figured out why I hate these things:

The extra decibels to extra horsepower added ratio is the worst of any aftermarket mod ever  bang head
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