OMFG-just WOW!

[Doctor Woodrow]

I WAS eating . . . not so much anymore . . .

The Doc

[zooom]

Zooom, I'm holding you responsible for any therapy bills  

take 2 fifths of whiskey and a rufalin and stay at home and don't call me in the morning...all will be well!...trust me!  

[Slide Panda]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

yeah, I went there.

[Johnny OrganDonor]

Something's not right.  How could a female douchebag have VO?

[The Architect]

BTW---I think I would of gone with the slit throat.

+1   I'll take my chances on the EMTs and light traffic.  Being smothered to death is a terrible way to go.   




Why do news reports like these remind me of this movie?

"Idiocracy" introduction - the future of human evolution

[Slide Panda]

Because that induction is a documentary, not fiction as teh rest of that film is.

[Grampa]

she should have sprinkled bacon bits on it

[zooom]

she should have sprinkled bacon bits on it

cause bacon makes almost anything better....


keyword there is "almost"....

[ducatiz]

[sbrguy]

cause bacon makes almost anything better....


keyword there is "almost"....

no way its making that situation any better at all.... on second thought there is no way in HELL it would even make it even slightly more appealing.

[Raux]

here's the thing I take away from this story...
If it was reversed the guy would be charged with attempted rape.

[zooom]

here's the thing I take away from this story...
If it was reversed the guy would be charged with attempted rape.

I thought that too....

[ducatiz]

And sent a bill for the Fromunda cheese

[The Bacon Junkie]

The best line here:

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”



Too good not to share... You're welcome. 

[DoubleEagle]

I'll never think of " pussy " in the same way again.

Dolph