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Author Topic: I'm sorry.  (Read 6511 times)
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2010, 05:44:53 PM »
Quote from: superjohn on November 14, 2010, 05:39:01 PM
+1 or -1 or whatever will get that image out of my head.
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and you need to acid wash your brain.
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2010, 06:30:32 PM »
This is the first post that made me miss my Monster. 
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2010, 06:56:14 PM »
Dammit. I just ate dinner and had to click on this thread. Now I feel dirty and kinda up-chucky. vomit I need a shower. cheeky
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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2010, 12:25:57 PM »
Quote from: mostrobelle on November 14, 2010, 12:41:31 PM
That better not be one of my thongs.   Angry

It's not.  He borrowed one of mine.  Just like usual.   Kiss
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« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2010, 01:51:42 PM »
I really hope you meant "I'm sorry for lying to you about riding, mom, but I did it for the right reasons," rather than "I'm sorry for lying to you about riding mom, but I did it for the right reasons".....
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« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2010, 01:57:02 PM »
Quote from: ARE. on November 15, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
I really hope you meant "I'm sorry for lying to you about riding, mom, but I did it for the right reasons," rather than "I'm sorry for lying to you about riding mom, but I did it for the right reasons".....

I'm sorry about lying to her about how many bodies I've got buried in the backyard--It wasn't just one.  It's 14. 
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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2010, 03:19:29 PM »
I forgive you. waytogo



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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2010, 05:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Spidey on November 14, 2010, 12:34:26 PM
I'm sorry your husband and I made this video for you

Dirt Bike Training Video

Umm...Im at a lose for words, but holy crap that was funny.
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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2010, 10:45:37 PM »
I'm NOT sorry for the 16 years and counting that I've been enjoying the shit out of motorcycles.

I'm not sorry for my 105mph wheelie on my CR.

I'm not sorry for passing a line of Lamborghini's up the Angeles Crest Highway on my M900.

I'm not sorry that I'm a bike junkie.

I'm definitely NOT sorry to call 'Belle (and SOOOO many others here) my friends...

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« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2010, 08:43:05 AM »
Quote from: superjohn on November 14, 2010, 05:39:01 PM
+1 or -1 or whatever will get that image out of my head.

I think it broke my brain. Ow.
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« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2010, 09:56:06 AM »
 bow down This was good! I am still laughing!
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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2010, 09:59:26 AM »
Quote from: triangleforge on November 16, 2010, 08:43:05 AM
I think it broke my brain. Ow.

watch it again and it will unbreak it
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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2010, 10:25:28 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on November 16, 2010, 09:59:26 AM
watch it again and it will unbreak it

But supposin' I like it broken?
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« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2010, 10:27:17 AM »
Another good one 'belle - as always
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« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2010, 10:34:32 AM »
I'm sorry 'belle didn't post that sooner.
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