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« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2010, 02:39:08 PM »

I'm sorry 'belle didn't post that sooner.



I'm sorry that every time I see mstevens screen name my brain reads it as Ms. Tevens.

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« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2010, 04:34:55 PM »



I'm sorry that every time I see mstevens screen name my brain reads it as Ms. Tevens.

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« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2010, 06:51:51 AM »

The other day I was explaining to my son how the internet is both good and bad. On one hand people all over the world are able to share information. On the other, there are things like Spidey's video. And was has been seen cannot be unseen.
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« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2010, 03:50:32 PM »

The last two lines are some of my favorite sentences I have ever read on any online motorcycle forum.

Most excellent, Mostrobelle.

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I'm sorry that you don't get to see the sky at night with nothing obstructing you from a thousand twinkling gems overhead and the moon smiling down at you at 100 mph on a deserted road.

I'm sorry that you don't get to ride through the leaves and watch them tumble over your shoulders like orange and yellow angry fairies on a day like today.
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« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2010, 09:30:38 AM »

I'm not sorry for my revving my bike for longer than neccesary early saturday morning, possibly waking my neighbors. I was just returning the favor for what they did to me when they came home drunk and very loud at 2am earlier that morning
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« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2010, 09:44:15 AM »


I'm sorry for touching buses when I pass them. 

this is juvenile as hell, but i still do it too. hahahaah
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« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2010, 09:56:28 AM »

I'm not sorry for my revving my bike for longer than neccesary early saturday morning, possibly waking my neighbors. I was just returning the favor for what they did to me when they came home drunk and very loud at 2am earlier that morning


Now that I have a bike that is louder than angry toaster, I will be waking up the drunken screeching idiots next door at 7am every time they wake up my wife in the middle of the previous night. Every time my windows rattle with shitty top 40 rap music I will rev the engine for an extra few minutes. I will not be sorry in the slightest.

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« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »

I'm sorry to my mid-50s hippy wannabe neighbors who whine about my race bikes as being eco-unfriendly and noisy, but each drive an old SUV which belch smoke and leak oil and are upset their hot 19 yo daughter loves to ride pillion and wants me to teach her how to ride... and do track days.

I'll have to get out the trailer and I guess we'll bunk in the same van...

...Of course, I have to get thru my wife first.

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« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2010, 11:33:07 AM »


Now that I have a bike that is louder than angry toaster, I will be waking up the drunken screeching idiots next door at 7am every time they wake up my wife in the middle of the previous night. Every time my windows rattle with shitty top 40 rap music I will rev the engine for an extra few minutes. I will not be sorry in the slightest.

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« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2010, 12:40:04 PM »


Now that I have a bike that is louder than angry toaster, I will be waking up the drunken screeching idiots next door at 7am every time they wake up my wife in the middle of the previous night. Every time my windows rattle with shitty top 40 rap music I will rev the engine for an extra few minutes. I will not be sorry in the slightest.

sac

I will happily join you in that endeavor... Testastretta + Termignoni =  Evil

I hate the obnoxious, screeching, college wannabe ho's too...

They need a large dose of make the beast with two backs you...


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« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2010, 12:44:20 PM »

I will happily join you in that endeavor... Testastretta + Termignoni =  Evil

I hate the obnoxious, screeching, college wannabe ho's too...

They need a large dose of make the beast with two backs you...


bacon

get a bunch of people with bikes like that and tune each bike's exhaust to a note (i.e. A B C D E F G) and figure out a melody to play, maybe Take Me Out to the Ballgame.
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« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2010, 12:50:58 PM »

I was thinking more like the Top Gear theme song...

Top Gear - Full 2002 Theme Tune and James May Theme Tune


...only MUCH better!  Wink



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« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2010, 03:33:34 PM »


Now that I have a bike that is louder than angry toaster, I will be waking up the drunken screeching idiots next door at 7am every time they wake up my wife in the middle of the previous night. Every time my windows rattle with shitty top 40 rap music I will rev the engine for an extra few minutes. I will not be sorry in the slightest.

sac

Maybe I need to bring my Panhead out for a weekend. It's almost loud enough to wake the dead.  Evil

(there were no new zombie incidents this fall when I first ran it, so it must be just quiet enough)
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« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2010, 05:56:32 PM »

(there were no new zombie incidents this fall when I first ran it, so it must be just quiet enough)

That's what they want you to think.

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