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Author Topic: Duck Stew betrays the Monster!!!  (Read 11800 times)
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« Reply #45 on: November 22, 2010, 04:48:46 AM »
Quote from: Mother on November 22, 2010, 01:01:20 AM
Diversifying  Roll Eyes

Some people would accuse you of promiscuity sir

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And?!?  You say that like it's a bad thing!  Hey, at least I put another Italian Mistress err... Motorcycle in my garage!

Thanks for all the compliments peeps!  Weather was great for late November here in NM and I managed to put 170 miles on it this weekend!  Hehehehe....  Wheeeee!!!
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« Reply #46 on: November 22, 2010, 06:19:38 AM »
Quote from: Sắc Dục on November 22, 2010, 02:28:26 AM

Don't lump me in with the SBK crowd. I just picked up a SuperSport. She needs some love, but she'll clean up just fine.


I'm gettin' my serious hatin' face on for you fracker.  You bought MY bike man!  Thats what I want! Angry
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« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2010, 07:58:33 AM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 20, 2010, 01:46:54 PM
Stu told me he was gonna keep it stock...

I suggested painting the rear shock spring red, and he reiterated... It's staying stock.

If he so much as puts high performance blinker fluid into the indicators, it's a mod, and his wallet will be thinner...   Evil
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The stock mirrors are gone and the bike is sporting a bar end mirror.  DEMAND YOUR MONEY!!!!! Evil
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« Reply #48 on: November 22, 2010, 08:21:38 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on November 22, 2010, 07:58:33 AM
The stock mirrors are gone and the bike is sporting a bar end mirror.  DEMAND YOUR MONEY!!!!! Evil

I would, but seeing as he's responsible for me aquiring this, I wouldn't feel right about taking his money:


Sac Duc and I are driving out to 'Burqué to pick it up from Stu this week.

We're also picking up this for Sac's wife, Polpetta:


Stu... You da MAN!!!   bow down waytogo [moto]




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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2010, 09:38:40 AM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 22, 2010, 08:21:38 AM
Sac Duc and I are driving out to 'Burqué to pick it up from Stu this week.

Well, I reckon I'll meet you later this week, then.  Shall I allow Stu to ride "his" new 848 whilst you're here, or would you rather see it ridden well?   Evil
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« Reply #50 on: November 22, 2010, 10:09:29 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on November 22, 2010, 09:38:40 AM
Well, I reckon I'll meet you later this week, then.  Shall I allow Stu to ride "his" new 848 whilst you're here, or would you rather see it ridden well?   Evil

I expect the 848 to be behind me, actually...   Kiss

Kidding,  I'll be taking it easy on the 999 until I get a good feel for her. 
Going from a 60hp M750 to a 140hp 999 will take some getting used to!   Wink

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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #51 on: November 22, 2010, 10:47:27 AM »
Better stock up on rear tires Wink
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« Reply #52 on: November 22, 2010, 11:16:38 AM »
You're welcome Ryan!  :-)

Oh, and Cloner?!?  You won't always be faster than I Buddy...  And it won't be because of the HP difference either.  Cheesy
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« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2010, 11:34:27 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on November 22, 2010, 09:38:40 AM
Well, I reckon I'll meet you later this week, then.  Shall I allow Stu to ride "his" new 848 whilst you're here, or would you rather see it ridden well?   Evil


Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 22, 2010, 10:09:29 AM
I expect the 848 to be behind me, actually...   Kiss


Quote from: Duck-Stew on November 22, 2010, 11:16:38 AM

Oh, and Cloner?!?  You won't always be faster than I Buddy...  And it won't be because of the HP difference either.  Cheesy


Hey when you guys are done riding can you come pick me up. I'll be easy to spot. I'll be the one riding the gold CB350 in circles in the parking lot.

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« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2010, 11:35:11 AM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on November 22, 2010, 11:16:38 AM
You're welcome Ryan!  :-)

Oh, and Cloner?!?  You won't always be faster than I Buddy...  And it won't be because of the HP difference either.  Cheesy

At farting?  You're already faster.   Grin
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« Reply #55 on: November 22, 2010, 11:36:36 AM »
Quote from: Sắc Dục on November 22, 2010, 11:34:27 AM



Hey when you guys are done riding can you come pick me up. I'll be easy to spot. I'll be the one riding the gold CB350 in circles in the parking lot.

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Bring your gear, SD....if Stuart won't loan you a Monster I've got a '95 Supersport you might enjoy.   Wink
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« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2010, 11:53:18 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on November 22, 2010, 11:36:36 AM
Bring your gear, SD....if Stuart won't loan you a Monster I've got a '95 Supersport you might enjoy.   Wink


Thanks. Stew has already got me set up on m900. That was just my way of saying that I am considerably slower than all of you.

Getting my 900SS (ie - a bike that actually fits me well enough I can move around on it) is my first real step toward getting serious about riding these things at speed. I'll get her fixed up and ridable then I'll be off to take some track classes.

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« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2010, 12:45:03 PM »
Quote from: Sắc Dục on November 22, 2010, 11:53:18 AM

Thanks. Stew has already got me set up on m900. That was just my way of saying that I am considerably slower than all of you.

Getting my 900SS (ie - a bike that actually fits me well enough I can move around on it) is my first real step toward getting serious about riding these things at speed. I'll get her fixed up and ridable then I'll be off to take some track classes.

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I say take Cloner up on his offer... It will be kinda like riding your new supersport before you're actually able to ride your new supersport!   Wink

I'm just sayin'...   Kiss




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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2010, 12:57:57 PM »
Congrats, Stu.  waytogo  Say goodbye to what remains of your license.   Grin 
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« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2010, 01:07:39 PM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 22, 2010, 12:45:03 PM
I say take Cloner up on his offer... It will be kinda like riding your new supersport before you're actually able to ride your new supersport!   Wink

I'm just sayin'...   Kiss




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Yeah...with 41mm flat slides, Termignoni spaghetti system, Ohlins rear, Showa front with RaceTech internals, an oil leak on the vertical head, and an extended warm-up time due to poor tuning in the midrange after the move to high altitude .... but beggers can't be choosers.   Grin

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'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
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