Ryan Reynalds

Started by IZ, November 21, 2010, 05:40:22 PM

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Grampa

I feel cheated.


f you people mag
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Bick

Quote from: humorless dp on November 21, 2010, 07:39:05 PM
The mod thing is a hobby...

I enjoy it.

The busting your balls thing is a job.

I get a buck from every member...

every time. ;D

Got a ring to pay for, of something?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

herm

Quote from: humorless dp on November 21, 2010, 07:39:05 PM
The mod thing is a hobby...

I enjoy it.

The busting your balls thing is a job.

I get a buck from every member...

every time. ;D

WTF???
i've been doing it for free all these years!
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

IZ


Yeah, many of you b*stards could be rich by now!  :p
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

lethe

Quote from: IZ on November 21, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
Yeah, many of you b*stards could be rich by now!  :p
I bought a place in Monaco thanks to you.
In honor of you I put in a round front door and there is a high chair for you to sit in if you ever visit.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

JEFF_H

Quote from: IZ on November 21, 2010, 05:40:22 PM
Just saw magazine at grocery checkout naming him as sexiest man alive?!
liar.

should be- 'was flipping through People and Cosmo while waiting for my nail polish to dry'...



duc content- he rides a Paul Smart
and i may be the only dude in the world that likes his old woman (Alanis) better than his new one (scarlett)
she rides a monster.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Triple J

Quote from: JEFF_H on November 22, 2010, 09:32:37 AM
and i may be the only dude in the world that likes his old woman (Alanis) better than his new one (scarlett)


Most likely!  [laugh]

Kopfjäger

Quote from: JEFF_H on November 22, 2010, 09:32:37 AM

and i may be the only dude in the world that likes his old woman (Alanis) better than his new one (scarlett)



Undoubtedly   :P
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

erkishhorde

Quote from: JEFF_H on November 22, 2010, 09:32:37 AM
liar.

should be- 'was flipping through People and Cosmo while waiting for my nail polish to dry'...



duc content- he rides a Paul Smart
and i may be the only dude in the world that likes his old woman (Alanis) better than his new one (scarlett)
she rides a monster.


Is that the only reason? Scarlett is way hotter and besides that I personally prefer a cupcake to a tag along (whether I'm the tag along or she is).
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

CairnsDuc

Quote from: lethe on November 22, 2010, 12:50:32 AM
I bought a place in Monaco thanks to you.
In honor of you I put in a round front door and there is a high chair for you to sit in if you ever visit.

LMFAO! [laugh]

Stella

Quote from: IZ on November 21, 2010, 05:40:22 PM
Obviously, the panel who voted on this one have never seen bobspapa or Randimus?!

Quote from: Monsterlover on November 21, 2010, 05:48:19 PM
But +1, how could a drunken RM not be the top of the beef chart ?!?!

[laugh]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Latinbalar

He also dated Alanis Morissette
I live vicariously thru myself......

duccarlos

Quote from: Latinbalar on November 23, 2010, 08:39:11 AM
He also dated Alanis Morissette

Derby from the same thread:

Quote from: JEFF_H on November 22, 2010, 09:32:37 AM
and i may be the only dude in the world that likes his old woman (Alanis) better than his new one (scarlett)
she rides a monster.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Speeddog

Clearly People Magazine has been hittin' the crack pipe.

The smirky little dork no more deserves that title than Justin Bieber.
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