Thanks NMMR!

[SacDuc]

Ryan and I just dropped off Helga the angry German. We are catching a bite to eat before doing the last hour to Santa Barbara.

Just wanted to say thanks to all the great people we met who made our 24 hours in 'querque a blast.

sac

[Cloner]

It was good to meet you, too, Carl.  Hopefully some of us will get out to California to take advantage of your hospitality sometime soon.  If not, feel free to head to ABQ anytime you feel froggy.  Maybe you two can get out for next year's DITR or maybe head to Ducstock with Stu and me.  The more the merrier!!

[Duck-Stew]

Carl...  Ryan...  You're welcome anytime out in the 'Land of Enchantment' and we'll wrestle up bikes for you two to ride should you make the trip w/o moto's.

Was great to see you two for a bit...  Miss you guys already...

[Zaster]

Carl...  Ryan...  You're welcome anytime out in the 'Land of Enchantment' and we'll wrestle up bikes for you two to ride should you make the trip w/o moto's.

Was great to see you two for a bit...  Miss you guys already...

Second that motion...got extra  [moto] and safety gear if needed...hope to see you in NM again

[The Bacon Junkie]

Carl...  Ryan...  You're welcome anytime out in the 'Land of Enchantment' and we'll wrestle up bikes for you two to ride should you make the trip w/o moto's.

Was great to see you two for a bit...  Miss you guys already...

Miss you too,  Oh Captain, My Captain!   




 

[DucMouse the Mighty]

it was greta to meet you guys    hopefully next time it will be a longer visit..

+1 to DiTr idea, that is somehting you have to experience if even once in you life 

[SacDuc]

Well, for some reason the Excellent Adventure thread on the main page got locked. No idea why. Shrug. Anyway, here is the synopsis of our trip that I wrote up last night:


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Basically this trip was all Duc Stew's fault. He found a Bacon Junkie a deal on a 999 that simply could not be passed up. What was originally gonna happen was that Stew was going to bring the 999 out to SoCal we he came out to pick up the chasis for his m750CR. But that would be in Dec. Ryan, the man of logic that he is, decided it would make a lot more sense to drive the 1,000 miles out to Alubuquerque to pick it up. He asked me if I wanted to go.

Um, a ridiculous and unnecessary road trip for a stupid distance on a tight time frame? Um, HELL YEAH!! But my wife's family was coming into town for Thanksgiving and would never disappoint my nieces and nephews when they want to see. But they are all crazy and couldn't get it together, so I told them to stay in Pheonix and we would come to them. In the meantime Stew found a cb350 on craigslist for my wife. Awesome!

Bacon Junkie came up to Santa Barbara Wednesday night and we had dinner with my wife, her friend and her friend's mom (who is 71 and has a huge crush on Bacon Junkie, her dad used to put her on the tank of his Ducati when she was young!). We got on the road at 7:30am Thanksgiving Day and made it out Pheonix by 3:30pm. We had TG dinner with my wife's sisters and parents and the nieces and nephew. Then we ate cookies and played with the kids all night They had a blast and so did we. We tried to get in bed at 9:00 but a thousand hugs from the kids pushed bed time back to 10:00pm. I miss those little rugrats.

We set our alarm for 3:00am (not a typo!) and were back on the road by 4:00am with a bit over 500 miles to go to get to Albuquerque. Breakfast in Flagstaff then a long drive through a whole lot of nothing brought us into ABQ at around 1:30pm. We went straight to the local Ducati Dealer to meet DucStew and Dusty and to close the deal on Bacon Junkie's 999. Has he mentioned he got a 999? Because he did. With the deal done Bacon Junkie understandably did his happy dance (see above). It was great to see Stew again and meeting Dusty was a pleasure, a beautiful and fun woman for sure. They took us to a great little Irish Pub for lunch and beer.

We road  back to Stew's shop to stow the 999  until the morning and to check out the cb350. The little honda was in great shape. It did however have the original tires. For anyone who hasn't done 50mph on 40 year old tires let me tell you that it is nerve wracking, stupid, a just a shit load of fun. I will post up more about this bike as I get it in working order (including new tires!)

After taking turns on the cb350 we went back to Stew's pad to get ready for dinner. There we met Larry who also happens to own a 900ss. He mentioned he had a few spare parts so he and I ran over to his shop before dinner. He hooked me up with some pegs, a front fender and a service manual for very reasonable prices. Bonus! Thanks Larry!

Dinner was a lot of fun. We got to meet Plumber's Crack and DucMouse and eat good food from a hibachi. Afterward Stew made me what may be the best drink I have ever had. Truly a marvel of alcoholic engineering. I'm hooked.

[THIS PORTION HAS BEEN REDACTED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT SNUGGLE BEES]

Bacon and I were asleep by 10pm. Bacon was up at 4am with the stomach problems from dinner. I slept until 6:30am because I had no such problems. This is why you drink as much alcohol with dinner as possible people. Alcohol kills germs.

Unfortunately alcohol also shreds stomach lining. I couldn't quite stomach breakfast. Or was it the asshole in the cafe that was screaming into his cell phone that was making me nauseous? After breakfast we headed over to Stew's shop. He tossed a new chain on the 999 and fabbed up a bracket to keep the temp license from rubbing the rear wheel. When DucMouse showed up on her m1000 we mounted up and headed out to Coffee at Dawn. Stew had arranged for me to ride a m900 (Stew please tell me again whose bike that was so I can properly thank him) which was fun. Stew was on the 848 Capt. America with Dusty as pillion and Ryan was on the new 999. Did he mention he got a 999? Because he did. The wonderful lady at Coffee at Dawn made a batch of her Bacon Maple Muffins just for us. They were frickin' fantastic! I'm not going to remember everybody's name, but several other DMFers met us there as well. Please post up if you were there so it can jog my memory.

We went up into the twisties for a bit, but the roads were in rough shape with a lot of water, ice and sand. Still it was beautiful. We headed back to Stew's shop, loaded up the bikes ad said our goodbyes. Our 24 hours in ABQ were up. We hit the road wishing we had more time to spend with our old friend Stew and our new friends too. 1000 miles, 17 hours and 11ty billion dick jokes later we were back in Santa Barbara, exhausted and happy.

This was the dry, no frills version of the story. And I've left out a lot simply because I'm tired.There was a lot of shenanigans and ridiculousness that I will let others relay. Liquor was consumed, laws were broken, boobies were ogled and stuffed animals were sexually violated.

To all of my new New Mexican friends, when the winter becomes unbearable and you need to ride, you always have a place to stay in sunny SoCal and Bacon Junkie and I will be happy to take you on a tour through the canyons.

Thank you all so much!! I had a blast!

sac

[DucMouse the Mighty]

i saw that! why would someone lock it...its not like anything bad was said    but whatever...

nice write up

matt should be downloading the videos and hopefully i can get those up soon for you guys..

[The Bacon Junkie]

Yeah, I pm'd Stu and Carl pm'd another moderator to find out...? 

I reread the thread and there was no talk of politics, race, religion, name calling, etc...

Well, we called Stu "Captain America", but no bad name calling. 

I don't get it... I'm pretty bummed. 

If something is written that the mods don't like, don't the usually say something first or pm you?  We'll see what happens... I hope it gets unlocked and we can all keep adding to the story. 

[Duck-Stew]

None of the mods fessed up to locking it, so I figured that Sac Duc must've hit a button by accident.  It's unlocked now.   

[The Bacon Junkie]

Thanks Stew!   

That's strange, because Sac usually has trouble "hitting the button"... Apexes too!   






I keed... I keed! 

[SacDuc]

Thanks Stew!   

That's strange, because Sac usually has trouble "hitting the button"... Apexes too!   






I keed... I keed! 

I'M the one that suffers from premature apexing? I think not! By the way you're not above me, you're B'LOW ME!

And there is no way I could have accidentally locked that thread unless I did it in my sleep. I woke up this morning and it was locked.


sac

[Duck-Stew]

Well, it's open now...

I wonder if there's a medication for premature apexing?!?  Little orange cone-shaped tablet maybe?!?

[The Bacon Junkie]

Oh, I'm not in denial like some people (Sac Duc) about my premature apex-ation...   

It's more sensitive and I just need to brake later and wait a tad bit longer before turn in.

I had the same issue when I put clip-ons onto Rosie.. more weight over the front wheel made her turn quicker.  I'll just have to ride her more until I can get a feel for what she's like.   [moto]




 

[The Bacon Junkie]

Hey DucMouse, any word on when the videos will be posted in the "Excellent Adventure" thread?

Also, did Plumber's Crack give you your hat back?