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Author Topic: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse?  (Read 8738 times)
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« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2010, 04:18:21 AM »
what if.....god forbid I say this...with the right guidance, she actually was responsible about the handling of the team and turned it all into a success?!?!?
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« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2010, 08:37:34 AM »
Quote from: zooom on December 23, 2010, 04:18:21 AM
what if.....god forbid I say this...with the right guidance, she actually was responsible about the handling of the team and turned it all into a success?!?!?


I see that you've typed words, but for the life of me I can't make any sense of what you've said.
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« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2010, 09:20:48 AM »
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« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2010, 10:52:14 AM »
the bike colors are hideous but the funny thing is that she isn't that tall or big of a person but the dudes look about the same size as her, wtf? are those riders really that small?
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« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2010, 10:55:08 AM »
Quote from: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 10:52:14 AM
the bike colors are hideous but the funny thing is that she isn't that tall or big of a person but the dudes look about the same size as her, wtf? are those riders really that small?

the heaviest guy in GP is Nicky Hayden at 150 lbs.
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« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2010, 12:09:38 PM »
A quick Google sez Paris is 5'8", if so, she'd be taller than what, 80% of the MotoGP riders?

Let alone the Moto2 and 125 riders.
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« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2010, 12:35:49 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2010, 12:55:27 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 10:55:08 AM
the heaviest guy in GP is Nicky Hayden at 150 lbs.



hahahaha i was 150 in the 9th grade and that was my slimmed down wrestling weight
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« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2010, 01:21:34 PM »
I bet Nicky gets more tail with his 150 lbs!
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« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2010, 05:35:12 PM »
rossi has to be heavier than hayden, afterall rossi is something like 6ft right? when he is standing next to any of the other riders he is towering over them.
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« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2010, 05:41:56 PM »
He's skinnier too.
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« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2010, 05:42:11 PM »
Quote from: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 05:35:12 PM
rossi has to be heavier than hayden, afterall rossi is something like 6ft right? when he is standing next to any of the other riders he is towering over them.

according to motogp.com, val is 67kg and nicky is 69kg.

**edit. DOH!  I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass!
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« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2010, 05:55:39 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
**edit. DOH!  I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass!

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« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2010, 06:44:50 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
according to motogp.com, val is 67kg and nicky is 69kg.

**edit. DOH!  I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass!


How much of that is hair?
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« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2010, 11:56:25 PM »
Quote from: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 10:52:14 AM
  wtf? are those riders really that small?

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