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Author Topic: Aprilia's just mean.  (Read 8509 times)
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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2010, 07:16:59 AM »

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« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2010, 07:18:29 AM »

Anyone know the difference between Paris Hilton and Aprilia?

Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.
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« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2010, 07:26:19 AM »

Isnt it the Aprilia team she is now sponsoring? lol
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« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2010, 07:32:29 AM »

Anyone know the difference between Paris Hilton and Aprilia?


















Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.


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« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2010, 07:57:38 AM »

He's referring to the response not riding skills. And he's right... not clever at all. Needs to some creativity with it.



It wasn't meant to be clever.

I was just posting it because it shows something other than what the Priller video depicts the stereotypical Ducati rider as being... which is a wealthy douchebag that buys an Italian bike as a status symbol and can't ride for shit.

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« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2010, 08:31:21 AM »

Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.

Paris may give you hepatitis, but the Aprilia will give your garage AIDS?

I didn't think there was anything particularly clever about the first commercial.  But any excuse to break balls is ok by me  Tongue 
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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2010, 08:52:19 AM »

those bastards...i lol'd
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« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2010, 09:00:03 AM »

At least now I know what to get my son for Xmas....well, a late xmas gift...
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« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2010, 09:29:24 AM »

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« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2010, 09:54:05 AM »

^^ weak at best.

Don't read "response" too literally -- the Xaus video went up in 2007...

Of course, Aprilia's scooter overlords have no problem switching the message around 180 degrees...

Vespa vs Harley-Davidson funny advertising
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« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2010, 10:15:19 AM »

At least now I know what to get my son for Xmas....well, a late xmas gift...


Doesn't have to be a late one...

I've seen them for sale in the local Sears.  (Around the tool/lawnmower section.)

Might be worth checking.  

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« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2010, 10:32:24 AM »

make the beast with two backs Aprilia.  Only douches ride Italian bikes.  Real men ride bikes like this.
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« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2010, 10:46:08 AM »

that thing looks supa safe.
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« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2010, 10:47:45 AM »

Real men don't care about safety, ya girlie-man.   cheeky
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« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2010, 10:54:21 AM »

I really like the factory fart vents.
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