Aprilia's just mean.

Started by Boog, December 21, 2010, 04:37:10 PM

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rideserotta

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 22, 2010, 07:12:03 AM
Anyone know the difference between Paris Hilton and Aprilia?

Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.
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Isnt it the Aprilia team she is now sponsoring? lol
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mitt

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 22, 2010, 07:12:03 AM
Anyone know the difference between Paris Hilton and Aprilia?


















Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.


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Rameses

Quote from: rideserotta on December 22, 2010, 04:47:37 AM
He's referring to the response not riding skills. And he's right... not clever at all. Needs to some creativity with it.



It wasn't meant to be clever.

I was just posting it because it shows something other than what the Priller video depicts the stereotypical Ducati rider as being... which is a wealthy douchebag that buys an Italian bike as a status symbol and can't ride for shit.


il d00d

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 22, 2010, 07:12:03 AM
Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.

Paris may give you hepatitis, but the Aprilia will give your garage AIDS?

I didn't think there was anything particularly clever about the first commercial.  But any excuse to break balls is ok by me  :P 

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strat10

At least now I know what to get my son for Xmas....well, a late xmas gift...

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triangleforge

Quote from: kopfjäger on December 21, 2010, 10:37:55 PM
^^ weak at best.

Don't read "response" too literally -- the Xaus video went up in 2007...

Of course, Aprilia's scooter overlords have no problem switching the message around 180 degrees...

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Rameses

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Quote from: strat10 on December 22, 2010, 09:00:03 AM
At least now I know what to get my son for Xmas....well, a late xmas gift...


Doesn't have to be a late one...

I've seen them for sale in the local Sears.  (Around the tool/lawnmower section.)

Might be worth checking.  


Spidey

make the beast with two backs Aprilia.  Only douches ride Italian bikes.  Real men ride bikes like this.
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