Festivus!

Started by DRKWNG, December 24, 2010, 08:06:27 PM

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rgramjet

Quote from: DRKWNG on December 26, 2010, 03:11:12 PM
Got plenty in the fridge here.

Hey, Ive got Dibs on those.....seeing as how you gave up Beer.  Commie.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

tocino

Whew! Found some Sam Adams in the back of the fridge.
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

Autohag

Quote from: tocino on December 26, 2010, 02:06:26 PM
Here's my grievance: Connecticut doesn't sell beer on Sundays! Damn blue laws!

Yep. You gotta head up to puritan-free New Hampshire. Makes for a nice Sunday drive.

ducatiz

Quote from: tocino on December 26, 2010, 02:06:26 PM
Here's my grievance: Connecticut doesn't sell beer on Sundays! Damn blue laws!

That just sounds like a bad-planning alky to me.  Garage fridge has two Heineken mini kegs ready for any emergency.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

The Mad King Pepe'

Quote from: ducatiz on December 27, 2010, 05:00:28 AM
That just sounds like a bad-planning alky to me.  Garage fridge has two Heineken mini kegs ready for any emergency.
I like how you prepare for "emergencies" [thumbsup]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

zooom

Quote from: Pepe' on December 25, 2010, 08:38:48 AM
She's 83 and the bike is the present for my 94 year old grandpa. He's more of a Guzzi guy, but he won't be able to resist a hot chick on a bike!

YOU ARE GIVING THE 900 TO YOUR GRANDPA?....that is just too cool!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

ducatiz

Quote from: Pepe' on December 27, 2010, 05:32:36 AM
I like how you prepare for "emergencies" [thumbsup]

that's just part of it.. i have 60 days of mres in the fridge too, and a very nice shtf bag on top of the fridge.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zooom

Quote from: ducatiz on December 27, 2010, 07:31:48 AM
that's just part of it.. i have 60 days of mres in the fridge too, and a very nice shtf bag on top of the fridge.

the SHTF bag should be in the safe with the weaponry IMHO....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

ducatiz

Quote from: zooom on December 27, 2010, 07:36:15 AM
the SHTF bag should be in the safe with the weaponry IMHO....

why would i do that?  waste of space. 
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zooom

WELL...at least near or with that cabinet to be grabbed with the weapons at that time of need...the food and beer can be retrieved later when it all goes down....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

ducatiz

Quote from: zooom on December 27, 2010, 08:55:43 AM
WELL...at least near or with that cabinet to be grabbed with the weapons at that time of need...the food and beer can be retrieved later when it all goes down....

no room in the safe. 

nothing in the safe would be a grab anyhow.  all the shtf guns are within reach. 

it's not the only shtf bag i have stashed.  i have this storage room in jersey.....
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

tocino

You are all scaring me. :)
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

rgramjet

Hm, roads should be 100% clear going IN TO Jersey when the SHTF......Brilliant!

I dont have any mre's.....just a heap of unarmed neighbors!

[evil]

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducatiz

Quote from: tocino on December 27, 2010, 12:17:01 PM
You are all scaring me. :)

everyone always comes to my house when the power goes out for more than a few hours.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zooom

Quote from: rgramjet on December 27, 2010, 12:33:42 PM
I dont have any mre's.....just a heap of unarmed neighbors!

[evil]



+1!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T