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« Reply #45 on: December 26, 2010, 06:42:04 PM »

 popcorn popcorn popcorn


Rusty?

Spike?

It can't JUST be "nail".

Knowing you though..it would be from THe Hobbit. 

I'm guessing Frodo or Samwise?!   Angry

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« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2010, 07:02:15 PM »

You don't get to know in advance-where would the fun be?
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« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2010, 07:03:27 PM »

He shouldn't get to know until he reads it on the birth certificate

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« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2010, 07:04:04 PM »

I'd name the baby Wuzzy
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« Reply #49 on: December 26, 2010, 07:30:10 PM »

The MissIZ iznt going for it.
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« Reply #50 on: December 26, 2010, 07:32:03 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: December 26, 2010, 07:58:45 PM »

What, so just because "your" baby is growing inside of "her" uterus, where it'll fester and grow and push on all sorts of weird places and make the beast with two backs with her hormones and make her have to pee a lot and give her horrible gas for the most of the next year, and then she'll have to go through excruciating pain for hours on end to give birth to the thing, and even then, she'll probably never get her old shape back, and things won't sit right and none of her old clothes will fit, so suddenly she has more power over naming rights than you?

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« Reply #52 on: December 26, 2010, 08:06:45 PM »

The MissIZ iznt going for it.


I can only imagine the conversation  laughingdp
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« Reply #53 on: December 26, 2010, 10:53:47 PM »

Congratulations!! Its always so exciting when good people are bringing new good peeps into the world!
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« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2010, 09:48:54 AM »

Who allowed IZ to reproduce?  vomit
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« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2010, 01:38:20 PM »

Am I too late to make a joke about your wife's eggtire running over a spermnail?  Or, since I am not entirely comfortable making jokes about someone else's wife's eggs, some more general double entendre about involving the word nail (GET IT LOWELL!!!!1)?

Anyways, huge congrats to the three of you!  chug 
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« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2010, 08:56:18 PM »

Nice job IZ!  Congrats to you and the Mrs.

Now the real work starts...LOL
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« Reply #57 on: December 28, 2010, 02:44:34 AM »

Are you kidding me?! We've already been working at this for 16 years!!   :p
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« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2010, 02:56:14 AM »

just read the great news!!!
i'm so happy for you and your wife adam  Smiley
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« Reply #59 on: December 28, 2010, 09:26:30 AM »

WOW...congratulations Adam!!!  waytogo

Get ready for a massive life style change!  Grin
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