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« Reply #60 on: December 28, 2010, 10:41:42 AM »

Are you kidding me?! We've already been working at this for 16 years!!   :p

step # 1

the penis enters the vagina
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« Reply #61 on: December 28, 2010, 11:01:34 AM »

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« Reply #62 on: December 28, 2010, 11:25:45 AM »


Yes JJJ...its going to get overwhelming here come summertime!
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« Reply #63 on: December 28, 2010, 01:29:36 PM »

Just remember, for everynight you don't sleep (most times first year). Everytime it makes your ears bleed from the sonic booms that exit the boobie sucker or wish you didn't have a nose... you get this.. waiting for you @ home..
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« Reply #64 on: December 28, 2010, 02:16:36 PM »

Just remember, for everynight you don't sleep (most times first year). Everytime it makes your ears bleed from the sonic booms that exit the boobie sucker or wish you didn't have a nose... you get this.. waiting for you @ home..

Awww..how cute!
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« Reply #65 on: December 28, 2010, 03:38:44 PM »

step # 1

the penis enters the vagina

that part's closer to step #14
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« Reply #66 on: December 29, 2010, 01:11:21 AM »

Obviously, I'm anticipating the lil' Monster is going to ride a Duc.  Wink







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« Reply #67 on: December 29, 2010, 02:54:09 AM »

I may have a PW50 to sell you in a couple years...comes with training wheels...

Maybe you can get your offspring a bike too...LOL   cheeky
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« Reply #68 on: December 29, 2010, 08:43:45 PM »

Ride a DUC AND carry a knife?
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« Reply #69 on: December 29, 2010, 09:41:42 PM »

Ride a DUC AND carry a knife?

Of course..in time though.   Wink

My dad gave me my first one around 3rd or 4th grade.  I had a BB gun before I was born!  Unfortunately, my step-dad took it away when I wanted to see how it worked and disassembled it.   Roll Eyes

Jumpt..we'll talk

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« Reply #70 on: December 30, 2010, 06:05:00 AM »

 
Obviously, I'm anticipating the lil' Monster is going to ride a Duc.  Wink









You are going to give him your jackets?  What are you going to wear?

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« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2010, 10:11:11 AM »


You are going to give him your jackets?  What are you going to wear?

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« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2010, 03:15:30 PM »

asshole

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« Reply #73 on: February 26, 2011, 01:47:57 PM »

I'll give you five grand if you let me name your kid.

10K.
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« Reply #74 on: February 26, 2011, 01:49:00 PM »

10K.

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