First DMF giveaway!!!! Sponsored by Monsterparts. WINNER!!!!!!

[rideserotta]

I don't need a suit for myself so I'm asking for my wife.  She has a suit but it makes her ass look big and if I say another word about it I'll be sleeping with the dogs.  A new suit could save our marriage.

Winner!

[la strada]

Good God, man! Please, please put some clothes on!

he could also use some sunblock.


my snuggie keeps me covered, but on acceleration i tend to billow out and go airborne (has not been flight tested).

[Grampa]

before I forget


Jeff rocks

[Billyzoom]

I have the build of a sickly praying mantis.

I'm on blood thinners and need riding protection. 

I haven't been inside a cow since puberty.



Joel

[Rameses]

your choice of tequila, vodka, rum, whisky, or beer. (brand and style choice)

Got somethin' against gin drinkers?   

I haven't been inside a cow since puberty.

Now that's funny.   

[DarkStaR]

Doctor insists I get a colonoscopy which requires a super colon blow consisting of 40 pills over a 24hr period and being knocked out.  FLM

[il d00d]

                             Charlie's Track Day List

Bike-----------Check

Helmet--------Check

Suit-----------Not Checked

[image omitted - you're welcome]

Charlief, I mean this in the nicest possible way:  I feel like I have seen you naked, like, a lot.  More times than a person should, who happens to frequent the same motorcycle forum and not, say, the same bath house.

Re: My 45K Ti upgrade http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44393.0

.... I hope to god we are not looking at part of the outline of little Charlief

I don't think we ever got a definitive answer on that.  Perhaps we have one now.

In the spirit of decreasing the ratio of naked:clothed posts, can I vote for Charlief?




 

[El Matador]

Because, starting May, it shall undertake an Epic loop around the country, see many DMF'ers couches, and be chronicled for your entertainment, ala Excellent Adventure.

[rule62]

Because the suit would go so well with the boots I won in the first DML give-away.   

[erkishhorde]

Me too, me too!

I need to graduate to power ranger status so I can improve my riding skillz. Textile just doesn't give me enough confidence.

[muskrat]

El Matador........change your route to go through Big Bend and up through Alpine into Austin.  stay the hell off I-10.

[zzilla]

While I've been away from the house for the past 6 months, my family relocated. My wife put my leather jacket in the outdoor (read: vented to outside elements in Hawaii) storage locker. Came home, and it turns out jacket was ruined by moisture combining with my excreted manliness to form mold in several places on the garment. 

I need a 2-piece suit, cause we just had a kid and cloth diapers are pricey!

[SheMonster]

I should win it simply because ... it will look sooooo much better on me than any of these guys! 

[Buckethead]

I should win it simply because ... it will look sooooo much better on me than any of these guys! 

We have nothing to base this argument on besides your tiny avatar. For all we know, that could have been several years and an eating disorder or two ago.   

[Monster Dave]

You'll just have to take her word for it.