First DMF giveaway!!!! Sponsored by Monsterparts. WINNER!!!!!!

[ducpainter]

Isn't that screen door dead?

It's quite like me...

It's not dead yet.

[Ddan]

I should get it so I can use it as a bribe to get 'Tini to do a track day.  She doesn't want to get her good riding gear dirty...          

[pennyrobber]

Ok here goes:

I need a one piece suit because I am tired of explaining to people why I own leather pants.

[Raux]

Why I want to win a set of leathers from DMF.

Due to my 10 year curse
My wreck left me with damaged leathers
From top to bottom

My leathers look like I don't know what I'm doing
On a two-wheeled death trap
Not that I'm saying I do
Still I'm not a noob
Trying to be Rossi or
Even Stoner
Riding a back road like a GP star
Praying that I'll see the next blind corner
As the damn Harley meanders across the lanes
Rounding the corner like it's made of ice
Totally ruining my
Sweet lines

[Statler]

25 word limit.

[arai_speed]

My suit is old, rashed and illegal in my state (many Joeys/Wombats died in the making).  I need a new Joey friendly cow-hide!

[Speedbag]

If I have a set of proper leathers, the next deer incident won't hurt as bad.

And I'll be more likely to live to fight another day.  

[Raux]

does that disqualify me or can i edit or would that disqualify me... 

[Statler]

does that disqualify me or can i edit or would that disqualify me... 

My thinking was no editing for content... It'll be up to the entire judging group, but I'd give it a pass to edit for number of words this time.

[The Bearded Duc]

I feel like I'm getting better at riding, the only thing I'm missing is that feeling you get when you first touch a knee!

[akmnstr]

I don't need a suit for myself so I'm asking for my wife.  She has a suit but it makes her ass look big and if I say another word about it I'll be sleeping with the dogs.  A new suit could save our marriage.

[RichD]

Fairness is an artificial concept invented by mothers to get their brats to get along.

If they can't "guilt" you into it, or use shame for leverage...


   

[Monster Dave]

If they can't "guilt" you into it, or use shame for leverage...


   

Man you guys sound jaded about your parents!! 

[Buckethead]

Because at this rate, a one-piece is probably going to be mandatory for military riders, and they'd probably be pretty steamed if I blew this year's uniform allowance on beer a suit.  [moto]

Oh, and +1 on the "Thank You" to Jeff and MonsterParts.com 

[muskrat]

I sold my suit to RichD   There was simply too much room in the nether regions; blame can be assigned to a certain Mrs.  You see, I got married and have since lost my balls (could be the cold  ).  No matter how hard I try they will never be the same so I need a "better" fitting suit....the only cure is another divorce which I cannot afford.