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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 12:02:48 PM » |
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Isn't that screen door dead?
It's quite like me... It's not dead yet. |
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Ddan
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 12:03:23 PM » |
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I should get it so I can use it as a bribe to get 'Tini to do a track day. She doesn't want to get her good riding gear dirty...   |
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2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes 1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts. Now running flogged successfully NHMS 12 customized. Twice. T3 too. Now retired. Ducati Monster Forum at www.ducatimonsterforum.org |
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pennyrobber
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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 12:04:27 PM » |
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Ok here goes: I need a one piece suit because I am tired of explaining to people why I own leather pants.  |
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Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher
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Raux
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2011, 12:19:19 PM » |
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Why I want to win a set of leathers from DMF.
Due to my 10 year curse
My wreck left me with damaged leathers
From top to bottom
My leathers look like I don't know what I'm doing
On a two-wheeled death trap
Not that I'm saying I do
Still I'm not a noob
Trying to be Rossi or
Even Stoner
Riding a back road like a GP star
Praying that I'll see the next blind corner
As the damn Harley meanders across the lanes
Rounding the corner like it's made of ice
Totally ruining my
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Gravel rashed froo froo white is the fastest color
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2011, 12:22:03 PM » |
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25 word limit.
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It's still buy a flounder a drink month
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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2011, 12:28:44 PM » |
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My suit is old, rashed and illegal in my state (many Joeys/Wombats died in the making). I need a new Joey friendly cow-hide!
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« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2011, 12:29:13 PM » |
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If I have a set of proper leathers, the next deer incident won't hurt as bad. And I'll be more likely to live to fight another day.  |
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Raux
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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2011, 12:29:24 PM » |
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does that disqualify me or can i edit or would that disqualify me...  |
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Gravel rashed froo froo white is the fastest color
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« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2011, 12:43:01 PM » |
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does that disqualify me or can i edit or would that disqualify me... My thinking was no editing for content... It'll be up to the entire judging group, but I'd give it a pass to edit for number of words this time. |
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It's still buy a flounder a drink month
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The Bearded Duc
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« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2011, 12:55:45 PM » |
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I feel like I'm getting better at riding, the only thing I'm missing is that feeling you get when you first touch a knee! |
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2001 M750 - Sold
2006 S2R 800 - She's just darling
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« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2011, 12:57:19 PM » |
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I don't need a suit for myself so I'm asking for my wife. She has a suit but it makes her ass look big and if I say another word about it I'll be sleeping with the dogs. A new suit could save our marriage.
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"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin
"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando
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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2011, 01:13:15 PM » |
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Fairness is an artificial concept invented by mothers to get their brats to get along.
If they can't "guilt" you into it, or use shame for leverage...  |
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DFW-MFer!
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Monster Dave
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2011, 01:29:34 PM » |
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If they can't "guilt" you into it, or use shame for leverage... Man you guys sound jaded about your parents!!  |
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« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2011, 01:33:49 PM » |
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Because at this rate, a one-piece is probably going to be mandatory for military riders, and they'd probably be pretty steamed if I blew this year's uniform allowance on beer a suit. [moto] Oh, and +1 on the "Thank You" to Jeff and MonsterParts.com  |
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2011, 01:36:32 PM » |
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I sold my suit to RichD  There was simply too much room in the nether regions; blame can be assigned to a certain Mrs. You see, I got married and have since lost my balls (could be the cold  ). No matter how hard I try they will never be the same so I need a "better" fitting suit....the only cure is another divorce which I cannot afford. |
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Can we thin the gene pool?
2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide
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