First DMF giveaway!!!! Sponsored by Monsterparts. WINNER!!!!!!

[Charlief]

Reading is for showoffs!! 

[eyeboy]

SNIP

but for now:  get creative and tell us why you should have your own personal protection cow.

have you seen my OLD personal protection cow?

[SacDuc]

My balls. I want the suit because of my balls. My leathers apparently issued a fatwa on my balls. CorTech would love my balls.



/balls  <----- 25

VOTE

FOR MY

BALLS!

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[The Bacon Junkie]

I ask not for myself.....

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Please consider my friend and humanitarian SacDuc as your choice.

^^^ this.

He saved my life. No bullshit.   

Doctor said if Carl hadn't dragged/carried me to the paramedics,  I might not be here today.

Truth.

[Meerkat]

Please consider awarding me this great suit. I'd really like to be a ducatisti instead of a ducatician.

[The Architect]

I don't need a suit so count me out but I feel I need to add my 2 cents (we all have two cents to add, like arm pits we all have two cents to add.  And the beer and scotch told me to write this.  The beer and scotch told me rules are for pregnant doges.)  But I do need a pair of gloves; I decided to feel the pavement with one pair in the bowl at Loudon and the replacement I bought are mid evil torture devices, bla bla bla, you can fill in the rest of the pissing and moaning.

I'm going to have to push for monsterlover, he has been very generous to many of us.  I received a part from him without even asking for it.  Included in the package were treats that the whole family enjoyed  .  The man has been good to so many and hasn't asked for a thing.  Give him the suit.

My second choice would be Bettyrage.  Who the make the beast with two backs would want to race in a borrowed set of leathers?!  How many people have worn that suit before her?  How much ball sweat is she having to sit in?  How many days has someone before her been on a track during 90+ degree weather and sweated in as if the rider were a high-school wrestler looking to make weight by working out wearing a plastic suit for six hours?   She might as well be swimming in a pool of sweat when racing. 

Charlie, you shouldn't be allowed to DIMBY anymore (I don't care how good your long island stories are.)  You don't need a suit.  You need underwear, preferably long johns, you know the one piece red kind with the poop shoot.)   

[Charlief]

I feel the love Frank. I really do.

But I like DIMBY. I was at the first one and only missed DIMBY 2.0 because of a family medical issue.  I'll be at Dimby  2011 even if I'm not wanted!  that's ok though. Sometimes the nicest people are the ones that are in the background.


Tonights ramblings are brought to you bya restaurant in my area. I'd like to thank LoNG Trail, Erdinger,  and of course Guiness!

[Buckethead]

Tonights ramblings are brought to you bya restaurant in my area. I'd like to thank LoNG Trail, Erdinger,  and of course Guiness!

I do miss me some Double Bag....

[The Architect]

I feel the love Frank. I really do.

I did mean it in the kindest way.  And I wanted one of those red one piece long johns with the poop shoot but the wife won't let me get one..................

But I like DIMBY. I was at the first one and only missed DIMBY 2.0 because of a family medical issue.  I'll be at Dimby  2011 even if I'm not wanted!  that's ok though. Sometimes the nicest people are the ones that are in the background.

You're always welcome at DIMBY, as long as the host will let you in.  Just wear your your pants.

Tonights ramblings are brought to you bya restaurant in my area. I'd like to thank LoNG Trail, Erdinger,  and of course Guiness!

How did long trail visit you and me tonight at the same time?  What a slut! 

[Buckethead]

I did mean it in the kindest way.  And I wanted one of those red one piece long johns with the poop shoot but the wife won't let me get one..................

L.L. Bean "Union Suit." They redesigned the "poop chute," as you so eloquently put it, but it's still ri-goddamn-diculously warm. Wore one while on "Snow Patrol" for NAS Brunswick.

They make one with "for her," e.g. with curves. If you can convince her to wear it, your battle is won. 

[ducpainter]

In the interest of keeping this somewhat manageable...

can we limit the posting to entries. Please.

[silentbob]

Because her mom needs a suit to keep her safe on the track and I spent all my money running the last raffle.

[xcaptainxbloodx]

Im 25, I just quit being a chef to work on motorcycles. I got a low level dealer job, I got engaged. Need track gear, please.

[redxblack]

I teach high school and commute via Monster. Kids ask me about stunting/racing. I always promote safety/proper gear and discourage stupidity. A suit would help.


25 words is hard. Thanks Jeff and DMF for running this contest.

[sleeperbold]

OMG, I just checked my profile and I had 101 posts. Just made it barely. I gotta think of something now..