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Author Topic: First DMF giveaway!!!! Sponsored by Monsterparts. WINNER!!!!!!  (Read 72504 times)
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« Reply #240 on: February 17, 2011, 03:03:54 PM »
congrats!!

i will need to see the video too... hahaha
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« Reply #241 on: February 17, 2011, 03:05:42 PM »
Quote from: Statler on February 17, 2011, 02:50:59 PM
WINNER!!!!!!

and now we look forward to the Spring when we will have funny DMF video to entertain us or else we storm Artful's place with pitchforks and peel the leathers from his cold, dead clamy skin.

<sore losing>

 Angry

Aw! Come on -- you're saying that the power-ranger entry was better than my wife's too-much-sex-with-husband entry?

I was actually having sex with her while she wrote the letter!   waytogo

Seen here: http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=45661.msg835795#msg835795

My entry is so much funnier. And later I said I'd post pictures of my wife, which will be way better eye candy than the power ranger video.  Roll Eyes

<-- A sample of the sexy wife you could have seen.

* sobbing *

Oh well... congrats to Artful.  applause

  :'(

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« Reply #242 on: February 17, 2011, 03:14:03 PM »
Congrats artful!
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« Reply #243 on: February 17, 2011, 03:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Statler on February 17, 2011, 02:50:59 PM
WINNER!!!!!!

and now we look forward to the Spring when we will have funny DMF video to entertain us or else we storm Artful's place with pitchforks and peel the leathers from his cold, dead clamy skin.


Who was 2nd and 3rd?
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« Reply #244 on: February 17, 2011, 03:18:12 PM »
First losers... Grin...sorry I can't help it...

tied for second...

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« Reply #245 on: February 17, 2011, 03:19:39 PM »
Well i was close. That's nice you guys thought of me.

Thanks.
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« Reply #246 on: February 17, 2011, 03:23:42 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 17, 2011, 03:19:39 PM
Well i was close. That's nice you guys thought of me.

Thanks.
We're really very nice guys...

well...

some of us are.
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« Reply #247 on: February 17, 2011, 03:27:21 PM »
You all are. Don't be makin stuff up.
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« Reply #248 on: February 17, 2011, 03:57:19 PM »
Ok....we'll be waiting for the video, Artful.... coffee. Congrats!
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« Reply #249 on: February 17, 2011, 03:58:17 PM »
congrats artful ... !!!

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« Reply #250 on: February 17, 2011, 04:50:06 PM »
M'k.  Now you guys have to come up with some other way to get Mel to a track day.
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« Reply #251 on: February 17, 2011, 04:54:39 PM »
hmmmm... 25 words or less.....hmmmmm cheeky










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« Reply #252 on: February 17, 2011, 04:56:39 PM »
Quote from: Michael on February 17, 2011, 03:05:42 PM
<sore losing>

 Angry

Aw! Come on -- you're saying that the power-ranger entry was better than my wife's too-much-sex-with-husband entry?

I was actually having sex with her while she wrote the letter!   waytogo  Grin

Seen here: http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=45661.msg835795#msg835795

My entry is so much funnier. And later I said I'd post pictures of my wife, which will be way better eye candy than the power ranger video.  Roll Eyes

<-- A sample of the sexy wife you could have seen.

* sobbing *


  :'(

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As soon as I saw your entry I thought to myself, there's no way this mother f-er should win if he's gettin it that much!

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« Reply #253 on: February 17, 2011, 05:22:22 PM »
Quote from: Dan on February 17, 2011, 04:50:06 PM
M'k.  Now you guys have to come up with some other way to get Mel to a track day.

sushhh you....  Wink


whew....  waytogo congrats to the winner  Cool
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« Reply #254 on: February 17, 2011, 06:19:31 PM »
Damn I knew I should of put a different pic of me in my entry.  Congrats Artful!
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