uglyducky
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one way to do this is we can all get naked . . .
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« Reply #285 on: February 20, 2011, 10:30:01 PM » |
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WINNER!!!!!!
and now we look forward to the Spring when we will have funny DMF video to entertain us or else we storm Artful's place with pitchforks and peel the leathers from his cold, dead clamy skin.
congrats
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2008 S4RS - Tricolore #324 (about to get bastardized) 2007 S4RS - pearl/red with some tweaks (sold) 2005 S4R - Bastarda Nera (sold) 2001 M900Sie modded to high holy hell (sold) 2001 996 Biposto - (sold) dirtypunkysocalreggae . . . MANDORiCO
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« Reply #286 on: February 22, 2011, 10:05:07 AM » |
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I don't want to be a tool And want to save the family jewels Be cool, send me the suit That would be neat
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There are 4 boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: Soap, Ballot, Jury and Ammo. Please use in this order. -- Ed Howdershelt
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« Reply #287 on: February 22, 2011, 10:11:29 AM » |
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I don't want to be a tool And want to save the family jewels Be cool, send me the suit That would be neat
No. Mine. Thanks again to Jeff and the DMF, got myself all measured up and ordered yesterday. For the record - 4 1/2" is totally average right?? RIGHT?!?!?!
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #288 on: February 22, 2011, 10:23:50 AM » |
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Maybe if you live in the Shire.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #289 on: February 22, 2011, 10:32:19 AM » |
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hung like a shetland cricket are ye?....LOL
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99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details. 98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike) 2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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« Reply #290 on: February 22, 2011, 10:43:21 AM » |
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For what it's worth, Chris seemed impressed.
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #291 on: February 22, 2011, 10:50:47 AM » |
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For what it's worth, Chris seemed impressed.
well....maybe he was placating you?...LOL
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99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details. 98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike) 2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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« Reply #292 on: February 22, 2011, 11:12:40 AM » |
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How did you know we was felati.... OH placating. Yeah, maybe.
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« Reply #293 on: February 22, 2011, 11:50:39 AM » |
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haven't banned anyone yet for being funny. and hey, where's my bribe booze? on a different note, to bring (reach) this one back around... second DMF giveaway coming in March. ![Evil](http://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/evil.gif)
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It's still buy a flounder a drink month
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« Reply #294 on: February 22, 2011, 12:54:57 PM » |
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Second place finisher got a box from Monsterparts with a consolation prize ![waytogo](http://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/waytogo.gif) Thanks for the hat and shirt Jeff! You da man ![chug](http://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/beerchug.gif)
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #295 on: February 22, 2011, 01:10:52 PM » |
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« Reply #296 on: February 22, 2011, 01:32:38 PM » |
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and on the deck of the Constellation... and in Hard Rock... and at Campden Yards... and ...
we're not going to let him get off easy...
And at least one waitress in a beehive calling you "hon" on camera.
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By hammer and hand all arts do stand. 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
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« Reply #297 on: February 22, 2011, 01:40:06 PM » |
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i request he does it in this weather too... none of that sissy 70-80 degree spring weather. haha
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What'd you say about my Momma?
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« Reply #298 on: February 22, 2011, 01:41:39 PM » |
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And at least one waitress in a beehive calling you "hon" on camera.
I think he needs to go for the full "KISS MY GRITS!!" from said waitress.
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. ![Kiss](http://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/kiss.gif) in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!
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« Reply #299 on: February 22, 2011, 01:56:36 PM » |
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i request he does it in this weather too... none of that sissy 70-80 degree spring weather. haha
Lol I ride in the 20s so I ain't scurred of the temps. Who is going to volunteer to be a villain?
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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