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Author Topic: First DMF giveaway!!!! Sponsored by Monsterparts. WINNER!!!!!!  (Read 72383 times)
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« Reply #285 on: February 20, 2011, 10:30:01 PM »

WINNER!!!!!!

and now we look forward to the Spring when we will have funny DMF video to entertain us or else we storm Artful's place with pitchforks and peel the leathers from his cold, dead clamy skin.

congrats
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« Reply #286 on: February 22, 2011, 10:05:07 AM »

I don't want to be a tool
And want to save the family jewels
Be cool, send me the suit
That would be neat
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« Reply #287 on: February 22, 2011, 10:11:29 AM »

I don't want to be a tool
And want to save the family jewels
Be cool, send me the suit
That would be neat

No. Mine.

Thanks again to Jeff and the DMF, got myself all measured up and ordered yesterday. For the record - 4 1/2" is totally average right?? RIGHT?!?!?!
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« Reply #288 on: February 22, 2011, 10:23:50 AM »

Maybe if you live in the Shire.
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« Reply #289 on: February 22, 2011, 10:32:19 AM »

hung like a shetland cricket are ye?....LOL
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« Reply #290 on: February 22, 2011, 10:43:21 AM »

For what it's worth, Chris seemed impressed.
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« Reply #291 on: February 22, 2011, 10:50:47 AM »

For what it's worth, Chris seemed impressed.

well....maybe he was placating you?...LOL
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« Reply #292 on: February 22, 2011, 11:12:40 AM »

How did you know we was felati.... OH placating. Yeah, maybe.
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« Reply #293 on: February 22, 2011, 11:50:39 AM »

haven't banned anyone yet for being funny. 

and hey, where's my bribe booze?



on a different note, to bring (reach) this one back around...

second DMF giveaway coming in March.   Grin Evil
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« Reply #294 on: February 22, 2011, 12:54:57 PM »

Second place finisher got a box from Monsterparts with a consolation prize waytogo

Thanks for the hat and shirt Jeff!  You da man chug
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« Reply #295 on: February 22, 2011, 01:10:52 PM »



second DMF giveaway coming in March.   Grin Evil

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« Reply #296 on: February 22, 2011, 01:32:38 PM »

and on the deck of the Constellation... and in Hard Rock... and at Campden Yards... and ...


we're not going to let him get off easy...

And at least one waitress in a beehive calling you "hon" on camera.
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« Reply #297 on: February 22, 2011, 01:40:06 PM »

i request he does it in this weather too... none of that sissy 70-80 degree spring weather.  haha
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« Reply #298 on: February 22, 2011, 01:41:39 PM »

And at least one waitress in a beehive calling you "hon" on camera.

I think he needs to go for the full "KISS MY GRITS!!" from said waitress.
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« Reply #299 on: February 22, 2011, 01:56:36 PM »

i request he does it in this weather too... none of that sissy 70-80 degree spring weather.  haha

Lol I ride in the 20s so I ain't scurred of the temps. Who is going to volunteer to be a villain?
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