Chuck E Cheese

Started by Drunken Monkey, January 16, 2011, 10:28:45 AM

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Drunken Monkey

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My wife worked at a CeC in high school. You'd be safer to let your kids play on a beach full of medical waste than to engage with the ball crawl. The horror stories of the pit of plastic balls haunts my memories to this day, and I only got the stories second hand. Between the vomit that's impossible to completely clean out to the discovery of dirty diapers in the bottom, that place should not be allowed within 5 km of any food product.

Drunken Monkey

I'm in the kids + germs = healthier kids in the long run camp. So the squalor of CeC is actually a selling point.

Maybe that should be their new tag-line "CeC: An affordable alternative to inoculation"  [laugh]
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Is that along the "that which doesn't kill you, makes you stonger" line of thinking.
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rgramjet

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 19, 2011, 09:40:33 AM
I'm in the kids + germs = healthier kids in the long run camp. So the squalor of CeC is actually a selling point.

Maybe that should be their new tag-line "CeC: An affordable alternative to inoculation"  [laugh]

+1 The 30 second rule is alive and well at my house....
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ItsaDuc

Quote from: rgramjet on January 19, 2011, 02:43:41 PM
+1 The 30 second rule is alive and well at my house....

+2 on that one. Same at this house.

fastwin

CEC could be the primal link to the new mutant generation. It's all the fault of that giant make the beast with two backsing rat, cardboard pizza and germs from God knows where. Can't tell if it's a glorious day for the new human species or a sign of the apocalypse. Meh... either way it's no fun and shitty pizza. :P Booze or no booze.
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Howie

Quote from: rgramjet on January 19, 2011, 02:43:41 PM
+1 The 30 second rule is alive and well at my house....

30 second rule works in my house too.  Then again, no one is vomiting, peeing or pooping all over my house.

TiNi

Quote from: howie on January 19, 2011, 08:43:48 PM
Then again, no one is vomiting, peeing or pooping all over my house.

yet  ;)  [laugh] :-*

Howie


SacDuc

Quote from: howie on January 19, 2011, 08:43:48 PM
30 second rule works in my house too.  Then again, no one is vomiting, peeing or pooping all over my house.


I could bring over some whisky in a can and change that for you.  ;D


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Howie

Quote from: Sắc Dục on January 20, 2011, 10:11:31 AM

I could bring over some whisky in a can and change that for you.  ;D


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Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 19, 2011, 09:40:33 AM

Maybe that should be their new tag-line "CeC: An affordable alternative to inoculation"  [laugh]


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