Butt wait! The man strikes again!

[Spidey]

OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking?  I'd like some details please...  age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity.  Work with me here.   

You woulda loved him, 'belle.  He was just your type.

[DanTheMan]

<sticks head in door>

speeding tickets...check
gay accusations...check
tigre still gay...check
butt secks talk...check
belle acting boy crazy...check
picture of toofless homeless...check
reference that belle looks like a 12yearold boy...check

looks like everything is still normal here, carry on gentlemen, and the girl that looks like a 12yo boy.

[Desmostro]

...and we were just talking about you! 

Cue Spidey to say something that makes DTM really want to come home:

[MendoDave]

You woulda loved him, 'belle.  He was just your type.

You gotta replace that guy with something else, I'm tryin to eat pizza. (Potential replacement picture provided^^^)

[Michael Moore]

<sticks head in door>

speeding tickets...check
gay accusations...check
tigre still gay...check
butt secks talk...check
belle acting boy crazy...check
picture of toofless homeless...check
reference that belle looks like a 12yearold boy...check

looks like everything is still normal here, carry on gentlemen, and the girl that looks like a 12yo boy.

Haha. Yeah Dan, you can continue bangin' those island girls and living the life we all wish we had.

[DanTheMan]

Haha. Yeah Dan, you can continue bangin' those island girls and living the life we all wish we had.

Rodger dodger. Banging will continue.