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Author Topic: Butt wait! The man strikes again!  (Read 3786 times)
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« on: January 20, 2011, 10:27:03 AM »
Gawd bacon dammit!!!

Because Tigre got off the man went back out and found me!
I just got pulled over by a moto  Police for doing 83 on 280 which is normal speed.


After writing me the ticket, he decided it was time to talk shop.
"so yer bike smells real nice I noticed coming up behind you.  Like a real race bike. .."
Then there was dick measuring. It was a little awkward given the fact the I had a pink ticket in one hand.
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2011, 10:31:04 AM »
He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something?

That sucks.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM »
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 10:40:00 AM »
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.

I'd hate to see your Google Alerts...
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 01:29:29 PM »
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.

Freudian slip?   laughingdp 

Sucks about the ticket...join the club, mang.  All the cool kids are doing it. 
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 03:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.

That was not a spelling mistake that was an invitation for you to join the conversation.
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 20, 2011, 10:31:04 AM
He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something?

That sucks.

I know right? I don't know about charm school, and I wouldn't normally say this, but he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too.  He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf?  
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 09:32:48 PM »
You know how I know you're gay? 

OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking?  I'd like some details please...  age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity.  Work with me here.   
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 10:39:37 PM »
Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
You know how I know you're gay? 

OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking?  I'd like some details please...  age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity.  Work with me here.   


Picture. I posted a picture. Spitting image. Swear ta gawd. Funny as hell.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 10:46:42 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2011, 06:21:55 AM »
Quote from: Desmostro on January 20, 2011, 03:14:52 PM

... he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too.  He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf?  



Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again!
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2011, 08:40:09 AM »
Quote from: emanon on January 21, 2011, 06:21:55 AM
Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again!

We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me.
'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation.
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2011, 08:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 08:40:09 AM
We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me.
'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation.

I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson.
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2011, 01:30:03 PM »
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 21, 2011, 08:47:33 AM
I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson.

More like Eric Estrada, but kind of a combo Neil+ Eric.
Except he had a silver Beretta and a yellow stun gun. Kind of a double holster cowboy kind of thing. Couldn't help noticing. and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ.
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2011, 02:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 01:30:03 PM
and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ.

You keep saying that...but Spidey's eyes don't lie. Well, not usually.
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2011, 06:02:21 PM »
You guys are too much...
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