The DFWM say anything thread

[Slag]

Had a nice dinner tonight with Catie, Tommy, and Dan. Pretty simple spread: buffalo steaks, corn on cob, homemade bread, and a baked potato. The whisky and cigars were great too!

[Ronr]

Sounds spectacular!

[Slag]

Gorilla

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

“Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner. “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs.”

“Got it,” the homeowner replied. “But what’s the shotgun for?”

“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.”
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[fastwin]

I waste time looking at the Ducati section on EBay Motors for no really good reason. But it's funny, the total bike count for sale just tumbled in the last day or two from at least 146+ to now only 57. I can't imagine they all sold so fast so that leaves them being pulled by their owners right at Christmas. Puzzling evidence.

[Slag]

For Svoloch

I'm sort of a vegetarian by proxy, I have on good authority that all the animals I eat were vegans.

[RED]

Gorilla

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

“Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner. “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs.”

“Got it,” the homeowner replied. “But what’s the shotgun for?”

“If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.”
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Beware of the Chihuahua ! Be afraid, be very afraid !! Mwaahaahaahaa 

[Slag]

Buford T. Justice approves of CJ's Boss Hogg avatar 

[caffeinejunkee]

Buford T. Justice approves of CJ's Boss Hog avatar 

Thought he might like it.... 

[Slag]

I have always wanted to know what type of cigar Mr. Hogg had.

[Slag]

I think that I will have a beer and a cigar tonight. I'm just sayin' 

[Slag]

I'm in a different country now.....I can get away with it Texas is its own country, right?!?!?!?

I didn't know they had internet in KY. I thought all communication was done with stringed instruments 

[Samsonite]

Banjos? or tin cans with string?

both are working tonight 


just so long as I don't see banjos and G-strings.........

Oh....wait......nevermind......

[Slag]

Tin cans for long distance?

Banjos for something a little more...personal?

[Slag]