Thanks Zach for the love....
--May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
Gotta love Carnac-isms
May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.
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May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
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May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.
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May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
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May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.
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May your prize bull hate cows.
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May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.
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May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
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May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
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May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear.
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May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
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May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper.
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May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.
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May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.
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May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath.
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May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
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May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet.
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May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.
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May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan.
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May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest.
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May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister.
