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« Reply #2955 on: February 16, 2010, 04:22:27 PM »

I expect that bike of yours to be well hidden  Lips Sealed

guard cat!   waytogo
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« Reply #2956 on: February 16, 2010, 05:16:45 PM »


In honor of Fat Tuesday, may I present...

boobies


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« Reply #2957 on: February 16, 2010, 06:50:05 PM »

wow, back to back on the R rated stuff again. 

and Sue forget the apologies, I'm gunnin for ya
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« Reply #2958 on: February 17, 2010, 05:35:02 PM »

In honor of Fat Tuesday, may I present...

MY boobies




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Always good to see 'em!  waytogo
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« Reply #2959 on: February 17, 2010, 05:37:17 PM »

...and I'm not even a PETA member. Cool
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« Reply #2960 on: February 18, 2010, 12:26:37 PM »


Why doesn't Ducati sell a "Ducati Corse" license plate frame?  Hell, make it out of carbon fiber, charge eleventy billion dollars...



Yeah.  I'd find a way to buy one  bang head  laughingdp
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« Reply #2961 on: February 18, 2010, 01:25:39 PM »

Because no kne would pay DNA prices popcorn
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« Reply #2962 on: February 18, 2010, 03:24:21 PM »

Why doesn't Ducati sell a "Ducati Corse" license plate frame?  
Maybe they realize that most riders would like to find a way to hide their license plate, like stuffing it under the seat.

Personally, I think license plates are obsolete. Why aren't there OEM transponders in all vehicles? When you bought the vehicle, new or used, your ownership would be associated with that transponder's code by the local tax office, and transmitted electronically to the state DMV. Then the same transponder would work for toll roads, red lights, and traffic stops. This could  save billions of taxpayer dollars.Police

Oh, excuse me! I forgot everyone reading this probably likes to speed and run red lights. Embarrassed

Well, then.... go ahead and stuff your plates in your seats, then. cheeky
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« Reply #2963 on: February 18, 2010, 04:44:48 PM »

it's my car my bike.  to hell with your transponders.  they already know way too much about my life as it is.  gotta stop somewhere, besides we have Onstar and the like that will notify people when there's an accident. 
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« Reply #2964 on: February 18, 2010, 04:56:09 PM »

it will also notify the onstar people that the people you are driving around are really, really drunk and won't quit pushing that damn button.

in other news, i had mine disabled awhile back.
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« Reply #2965 on: February 18, 2010, 05:02:18 PM »

Why doesn't Ducati sell a "Ducati Corse" license plate frame?  Hell, make it out of carbon fiber, charge eleventy billion dollars...



Yeah.  I'd find a way to buy one  bang head  laughingdp
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« Reply #2966 on: February 18, 2010, 06:16:20 PM »

I gave up lent for belly button.
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« Reply #2967 on: February 18, 2010, 06:35:30 PM »

it will also notify the onstar people that the people you are driving around are really, really drunk and won't quit pushing that damn button.

in other news, i had mine disabled awhile back.

so that's how I got caught.  bang head
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« Reply #2968 on: February 18, 2010, 07:02:14 PM »

Looks like I'll ride to work three days in a row waytogo [moto]
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« Reply #2969 on: February 19, 2010, 02:23:03 AM »

Looks like I'll ride to work three days in a row waytogo [moto]

Fun stuff, isn't it?  Grin [moto]
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