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« Reply #3690 on: June 28, 2011, 03:01:58 PM » |
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When you have a 'I Hate My Job DAY'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your door ,draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into a very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
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« Reply #3691 on: June 30, 2011, 02:54:54 PM » |
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'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160
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« Reply #3692 on: June 30, 2011, 02:56:03 PM » |
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'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160
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« Reply #3693 on: June 30, 2011, 04:43:23 PM » |
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I remember that day. The poor guy told his wife to drive him from hospital to bar before going home.  Oh, in case you didn't know there's already another bike spot  http://www.strokersdallas.com/bikini/ |
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« Reply #3694 on: June 30, 2011, 07:19:35 PM » |
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 That's too bad, I liked that place
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« Reply #3695 on: July 01, 2011, 04:34:08 PM » |
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Yep. Good times. Service was always a bit iffy but what the hell - good beer  |
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« Reply #3697 on: July 06, 2011, 05:34:41 PM » |
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where are the pics?  |
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« Reply #3698 on: July 06, 2011, 05:40:30 PM » |
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Floating around somewhere on my Mac... dammit.
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« Reply #3699 on: July 06, 2011, 05:42:33 PM » |
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until then there shall be no evidence of truth to what you say.  |
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« Reply #3700 on: July 06, 2011, 05:58:29 PM » |
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Looks almost exactly like this:  Only difference is mine's got a solo seat and an after market undertail exhaust that's trick as shit, louder than calscrazy's old Monster, and is as hot as the surface of the sun. Pretty much like my SBK in that respect  Misc. stats on the 2001 Daytona 955: 955cc fuel-injected Triumph Triple; cylinder head by Lotus Engineering 436 pounds |
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« Reply #3701 on: July 06, 2011, 06:05:15 PM » |
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NICE! |
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
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« Reply #3703 on: July 06, 2011, 06:18:59 PM » |
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An exhaust sound-off is in order. |
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« Reply #3704 on: July 06, 2011, 06:23:45 PM » |
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