Happy Valentine's Day from Happier Desserts or anyone want some brownies?

[He Man]

Key differences.


1) Double Teaming, Bike loved it, her? not so much
2) Poking and Prodding, My bike had a lot of holes, she only had 2 (hands dont count)
3) Endurance, My bike could go for hours, she only liked it once a day for 45 mins.
4) Sexually, Girls love bikes, girls dont like other girls. Unless shes a double teamer (see 1)
5) Maintenance, their both pretty bad.
6) Playfulness, my bike doesnt mind being outside, my exSO was a garage queen.
7) My bike is great at sucking in air and turning it into useful energy. The only thing my exSO did was suck the life out of me.

etc...

can i have some brownies now?

[Monsterlover]

As my only significant other at this point in time is my bike, I can't compare the Triple-9 to anyone.  

BUT...

If I may attempt to bribe you, I'll send you a batch of my Maple Bacon Cupcakes if you send me some of those pigs in a brownie...     Those other treats sound good too!  

He lies!!  He says he's going to send you cupcakes then he never does!!

Cupcake tease!!



Oh, and I can't really say my bike is better than my wife.  I would hate to give up either.  If faced with the choice between one or the other I would probably choose self destruction.

[GAAN]

4) Sexually, Girls love bikes, girls dont like other girls...

Point of...reality

they do, they really do

[El Matador]

Just to add a bit to it, the have a cigar is by far the most decadent thing I've ever eaten. It's made with only the best Venezuelan chocolate blended with a reduction of Oaked Arrogant Bastard. The Ganash is made with cream that has been steeped with a genuine Cohiba Esplendido. Caligula would say: Daaaaamn.

Happy V-day from Desmolu and I.

[The Bacon Junkie]

He lies!!  He says he's going to send you cupcakes then he never does!!

Cupcake tease!!

umm... Yeah, sorry about that. 

The last time I made them, a bunch of hooligans on Ducatis showed up in my driveway and ate them all.   



pm me your addy and I'll try again. 

[DesmoLu]

can i have some brownies now?

Duuuude, I already TRIED to send you brownies, and assorted other goodies. You failed to respond to my message asking for your address. Christmas package FAIL!

[DesmoLu]

The Ganash is made with cream that has been steeped with a genuine Cohiba Esplendido. Caligula would say: Daaaaamn.

Caligula would also say its spelled 'ganache.' It's French, not some Indian elephant god!

[DesmoLu]

These are great! Keep em coming. I'll send out brownies tonight!

And no, ex-wives don't count, unless your ex is your Valentine.

[Polpetta]

<shrug>
I like my wife better

Can I buy her some brownies?

Love your post  hoping my husband feels the same 

[The Bacon Junkie]

Love your post  hoping my husband feels the same 

Oh, he does... I see it everytime I hang with you guys...    That boy LOOOVES YOU!!! 
 
You two are so damn sweet to each other it gives me cavities! 

[DesmoLu]

DoubleEagle wins! Message sent, brownies go out tonight!

The website should be up soon for people who want to order brownies too. Hopefully by next week!

[Polpetta]

Oh, he does... I see it everytime I hang with you guys...    That boy LOOOVES YOU!!! 
 
You two are so damn sweet to each other it gives me cavities! 

Big Big  ... I really know but couldn't help but post when I saw Jeff's post!!!! It is great to be married to someone who really loves and likes you! 

Cheers to you all and I am glad someone won!