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Drunken Monkey

#30
February 26, 2011, 10:56:13 AM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 25, 2011, 10:22:56 PM
I don't know why, but when I read this, I hear it in Don Draper's voice.

Not to ruin the moment for you, but I look far more like Don Knotts than Don Draper [laugh]

I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Spidey

#31
February 26, 2011, 11:31:53 AM Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 11:41:19 AM by Spidey
Who cares why he was riding so slowly or whether his dog just died or his best friend make the beast with two backsed his wife or whether he's just a douche who doesn't know how to ride?  Just pass him and be done with it.  There's no way I woulda sat behind him.  However, I totally agree with your "MOVE OVER" sentitment.  if he was riding in a way that kept me from passing and wasn't checkin' his six, he might hear about it from me after (or as) I passed him.   [evil]  
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

ducpainter

#32
February 26, 2011, 11:34:30 AM
classy
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Spidey

#33
February 26, 2011, 11:40:59 AM
Ah, sorry.  I didn't do my usual "don't write how you speak" thing.  I'll delete my last comment to DM and send it to him in a PM.   ;D  Better?
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

ducpainter

#34
February 26, 2011, 11:50:08 AM
Time and place for everything...

much.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Betty

#35
February 26, 2011, 12:08:45 PM
Quote from: twistdchick on February 26, 2011, 04:09:29 AM
yeah, the horn was meant for the HUSBAND

The guy on the D16 didn't know that ... and apparently your husband didn't know what it meant either [laugh]
Believe post content at your own risk.

AJ

#36
February 26, 2011, 12:32:45 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on February 25, 2011, 09:33:26 PM
A lot of designers, engineers and craftsmen put a lot of effort into building a machine that's meant to really sing when ridden hard, and if you tool around on it at the speed limit you're not honoring their work.

To hell with the "you spend the money you do what you want with it" attitude. It's vulgar consumerism at it's worst.
Totally agree.  A ton of hard work went into crafting that Desmo, it should be honored. 

Not sure I agree about DM's resemblance to Don Knotts though, maybe an older Donna Karan? ;)
also, I think Spidey, was actually referring to himself earlier, he just left out the yarmulke on that penis
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

CairnsDuc

#37
February 26, 2011, 02:43:00 PM
You never know, he may have just moved from Victoria in Australia, for the Horrendous crime of being more than
3kph over the Speed limit you are fined, hit with Demerit points and then branded a "Hoon" who kills Puppies and
Kittens.

I think 15 kph over the limit means you are run off the road and shot!

But I think Privateers post summed it up the best...

Drunken Monkey

#38
February 26, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
Quote from: Spidey on February 26, 2011, 11:40:59 AM
Ah, sorry.  I didn't do my usual "don't write how you speak" thing.  I'll delete my last comment to DM and send it to him in a PM.   ;D  Better?

I don't have to take that kind of crap from a hairy little homunculus...

you you.... LAWYER!  [laugh]

Quote from: AJ on February 26, 2011, 12:32:45 PM
Not sure I agree about DM's resemblance to Don Knotts though, maybe an older Donna Karan? ;)

I just Googled Donna Karan.

I'm scairt paw.
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

AJ

#39
February 26, 2011, 05:41:21 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on February 26, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
I just Googled Donna Karan.

I'm scairt paw.

Heh heh. I'd post a pic if I weren't on my phone.  Ya look just like her, minus the long hair and plus some grey.

ok ok, she was the only moderately famous Donna I could think of. Cause you sure as hell don't look like Donna d'Errico...
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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