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Author Topic: I shouldn't waste money on lottery tickets...  (Read 13891 times)
MendoDave
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« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2011, 01:50:11 AM »

That goat sound worse than my Shetland pony.



But only a little worse. Some times I wonder if he got made into glue....
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2011, 08:46:18 AM »

That goat sound worse than my Shetland pony.



But only a little worse. Some times I wonder if he got made into glue....

make the beast with two backs horses too. We had horses for about 13-14 years. They are only slightly less evil than goats. No good stories of my own, but I've had several friends hurt real bad by 'em though.
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« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2011, 08:50:39 AM »

No, I vote for lottery tickets.  These stories can only be improved with a sudden, large windfall.  For example:
"My prizewinning labradoodle attempted to stab me" or "my pet monkeys have been running a ponzi scheme, and tried to get me to invest.  Fool me once, monkeys, shame on me.."
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2011, 09:38:43 AM »

"my pet monkeys have been running a ponzi scheme, and tried to get me to invest.  Fool me once, monkeys, shame on me.."

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