West Coast DIMBY!! - May 27th - 30th!! - PICS START ON PAGE 21

[IZ]

It was everything I expected and more.

[IZ]

Second casualty of the West Coast DIMBY... Turkey Bacon Grease in Bacon Junkies eyeball.

[orangelion03]

Frackin weather.

[Buckethead]

Second casualty of the West Coast DIMBY... Turkey Bacon Grease in Bacon Junkies eyeball.

Isn't that like matter and antimatter colliding?

[Mother]

does the junkie still have a functioning eyeball?

[Mother]

Well I guess the best thing from this weekend is I found out I really am hay. And I think I just shit myself.

um

huh

?

[AJ]

Well I guess the best thing from this weekend is I found out I really am hay. And I think I just shit myself.

...so...you're now a snack for the buttered pony?

[The Bacon Junkie]

I forgot to log out.  One of these fine upstanding members of our Ducati community must have posted under my account....   Bastards.  

...so...you're now a snack for the buttered pony?

does the junkie still have a functioning eyeball?

Splatter caught me in the top corner of my eyelid, then dripped into my eye... 

quick thinking by slowpoke and Sac Duc averted serious damage.   

eye and eyelid are really red, but vision isn't too IZ_. 

It's all because IZ wanted turkey bacon.

I had just cooked 4 pounds of real bacon and was cooking the turkey bacon in real bacon grease to try and give it some semblance of legitimacy.  The bacon grease rebelled against the blasphemous turkey and spit in my eye. 

All because of IZ...  I think he should introduce me to his sister to make up for it...   

[Buckethead]

I had just cooked 4 pounds of real bacon and was cooking the turkey bacon in real bacon grease to try and give it some semblance of legitimacy.  The bacon grease rebelled against the blasphemous turkey and spit in my eye. 

So like I said:

Isn't that like matter and antimatter colliding?

[IZ]

Bacon junkie bought that turkey bacon btw. It was kind of awesome that though. It was like the money shot out of the pan and straight into his eye.

[The Bacon Junkie]

I spent $3.95 on turkey bacon as a joke for IZ.  I never thought he would actually ask me to cook it.   

Anyway,  we're drunk.  Thank goodness for spellcheck.   

Polpetta was getting tired of all the dick jokes, so she made a rule that anytime someone made a dick joke or sexually explicit  comment, they had to take a shot.

We've already gone through a bottle of tequila, a bottle of Kraken Rum, and halfway through the bottle of bourbon. 





Dammit... It's taken me like 45 minutes to type thus make the beast with two backsin' post.  make the beast with two backs.

[Buckethead]

IZ: Cock, dick, pole (not the nationality). 

Junkie: Your mom, IZ's mom, and "That's what she said." 

Sac: Anal, anal, and /anal. 


Drink up, make the beast with two backsers!   

[The Bacon Junkie]

Heheh...  Yeah pretty much!

make the beast with two backs, I'm drunkled...

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Have piksx of Carl and Scott and iz and Dan and fick WTF. 

Ali babba an the 40 thieves! Ali babba and the 40 thieves!!!

Rymin' and atealin!  From here to white castle

Beasties ftw!!! 

[Stella]

 

[The Bacon Junkie]

Hey Stelllllaaa!!!  Wish you and Randy were here to join in the fun.


make the beast with two backsin'... I m werring the bacon mobile shirt he sennt me!  And.

Mr. It and his girlfriend Sandra are troopers. They're new to the dmfmf and they've hg out for two days with us crazy folk.    Amd they keeep
como ing back

Some low points, but like two.      On our ride today, as wee got up to the top of the mountain about 4000 feet.. It started to get mist and then lightnraim


so we turned around and went home and got frickin' drumkinfied.  Again

so, it's like 11 oh clock
and weeve got beasties boys blasting and rump shakin' and booty moobin an
cutting of the rug s be happenning   An nowm we gotta get shit DONE!!!

Earth quakin, floor shakin', bacon makin, boot stompin', body rockin', glass
clinking, hard drinking, rug cuttin, no one's sluttin', bein' sweet, and movin
those feet good time! Hellz yeah!' 

pregnant doges!!!