How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper

[bunnyman666]

Your friends are envious. You are proud as hell having her in your midst. You feel good being around her. You pinch yourself every time you see that she is in your house. And she is FUN as hell!!!!

However- she also demands a LOT of money. She typically makes you look like a fool when she breaks down. If you don't baby her, she will make you pay.

After all- once she's happy again, you forget all of the trouble she brings you.

[fastwin]

Sounds like a hooker not a stripper. Either way, the bike is cheaper. [moto] And besides, bikes don't ever get jealous.

[bunnyman666]

Neither do strippers!!!

I had to hoof my lovely Monster home 3 makes with two backsing miles in full gear in 85 degree makes with two backsing weather due to a ***still*** unknown fuel starvation problem. I hate that make with two backsing bike!!!! I also love her, too.

[NFJ79]

...minus the Herpes

[Twizted]

Sometimes you have to be a bouncer -

"Look but don't touch!"

[bunnyman666]

I have also bankrolled some nice jewellery and plastic surgery, as well. I AM dating a stripper, in essence.

[akmnstr]

I dated a stripper back in the days when I was young and still good looking.  What you say is true but my relationship with ducati has lasted longer.  Any time I want to relive it I just have to go out to the shop and turn the key.  On the other hand the relationship with the stripper was way too short, there was no way to keep her to myself, and it ended with the drips.  Not that my Duc doesn't drip every now and then. 

[bunnyman666]

Does it count that I had a boil in a not-so-nice place from me sitting on the seat whilst pushing the bike for 3 miles?

[swampduc]

And besides, bikes don't ever get jealous.

oh yes they do. Just ask El Matador. My 996 broke his foot they day he sold her to me 
She was not pleased.

[jerryz]

My wife says I have a wife and 4 mistresses one of the mistresses is female and a gogo dancer the other 3 are ducatis ,  she says i can ride a woman for half an hor then fall off and sleep while i can ride a ducati for hours and hours  and then cuddle it in the garage for another few hours ....she reckons women are cheaper .....I dont know i love em all.

[tilt]

And if you get caught beating them, you go to jail.

[DoubleEagle]

Another difference , the Ducati won't take care of you when you're sick as hell......

Dolph          

[akmnstr]

Dolph and others, I just want to remind you we are talking about strippers here.  Not the good kind of woman you take home to mom!  Back when I was dating my stripper there was only one thing we had in common and we worked on that with the greatest possible gusto.  Were I sick and not up to the task, many others were there to take my place.  Sort of like football, when your injured you go to the bench or the locker-room, someone else takes your place, and you get to watch the action. 

[bunnyman666]

Yes- akmnster is CORRECT on ALL accounts!!!!

I won't elaborate on my experiences that I may or may not have had. But you're right on all accounts.

[SacDuc]

How over extending a metaphor is like creating an excuse to tell everyone I dated a stripper . . .


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