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Monster Dave
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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March 23, 2011, 12:33:14 PM »
Quote from: Sắc Dục on March 23, 2011, 12:28:53 PM
How over extending a metaphor is like creating an excuse to tell everyone I dated a stripper . . .
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If a Honda= rice burner, then what is a Ducati?
Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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March 23, 2011, 04:52:57 PM »
Like dating a stripper? I can see that. My Ducati is one pregnant dog I like to mount and ride her for hours.
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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March 23, 2011, 06:16:40 PM »
..and you wouldn't want to go down on them.
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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March 23, 2011, 07:47:23 PM »
And You don't pay to play in $20.00 bills, just throw out the $100.00s and go to town..Yeah, I never dated a Stripper, I found much worse...And enjoyed all I had...
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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Quote from: Sắc Dục on March 23, 2011, 12:28:53 PM
How over extending a metaphor is like creating an excuse to tell everyone I dated a stripper . . .
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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Quote from: Sắc Dục on March 23, 2011, 12:28:53 PM
How over extending a metaphor is like creating an excuse to tell everyone I dated a stripper . . .
sac
I think someone is missing out on an important life experience
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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Quote from: akmnstr on March 24, 2011, 05:30:23 AM
I think someone is missing out on an important life experience
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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Quote from: akmnstr on March 24, 2011, 05:30:23 AM
I think someone is missing out on an important life experience
You mean dating a crazy skank filled with hate and daddy issues? Been there. Most of us have. That girl just happened to be the daughter of a guy that owned a few strip clubs, not a stripper herself. Not all that great really. And not much at all like riding a particular brand of motorcycle. Except they are both things people spend a lot more time talking about doing than actually doing. But whatever floats your boat.
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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March 24, 2011, 12:45:22 PM »
they both take debit cards.
I still say my Ducs are more expensive.
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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March 25, 2011, 04:38:57 AM »
Quote from: muskrat on March 24, 2011, 12:45:22 PM
they both take debit cards.
I still say my Ducs are more expensive.
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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I dated a stripper. I don't think owning a Ducati is anything like it at all.
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Quote from: poseur on March 29, 2011, 09:23:23 PM
I dated a stripper. I don't think owning a Ducati is anything like it at all.
That just goes to show that all strippers are not the same. Strippers are people too.
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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either way you gotta love naked bikes and naked females
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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March 30, 2011, 06:48:15 PM »
Quote from: jc.cyberdemon on March 30, 2011, 07:39:16 AM
either way you gotta love naked bikes and naked females
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Re: How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper
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April 02, 2011, 07:17:10 AM »
If you ride either with the front end up too long you'll get oil all over your leg?
I don't understand this thread
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