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Author Topic: Help me find a 999. . .  (Read 15601 times)
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« Reply #75 on: April 03, 2011, 08:11:00 PM »
DUDE!!!   applause applause applause waytogo waytogo waytogo

Congrats Brother! 

You gonna have some fu-UN!  Evil




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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #76 on: April 04, 2011, 03:16:49 AM »
Oh, you hadn't heard?  Im getting a 999

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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #77 on: April 04, 2011, 10:32:28 AM »
Haven't I heard that before on another thread? laughingdp bacon
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« Reply #78 on: April 04, 2011, 11:39:25 AM »
I don't think so. I'm pretty original Grin
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« Reply #79 on: April 04, 2011, 11:58:25 AM »
darn, i was going to offer to ride the bike you bought out to you.  Evil

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« Reply #80 on: April 04, 2011, 04:16:19 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 04, 2011, 11:58:25 AM
darn, i was going to offer to ride the bike you bought out to you.  Evil

enjoy the trip

How would you have gotten home?  I probably would have let you.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #81 on: April 04, 2011, 06:52:10 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
Oh, you hadn't heard?  Im getting a 999

Grin

Is her name Helga?  NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!  laughingdp

Quote from: fastwin on April 04, 2011, 10:32:28 AM
Haven't I heard that before on another thread? laughingdp bacon

Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 11:39:25 AM
I don't think so. I'm pretty original Grin

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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #82 on: April 04, 2011, 06:56:36 PM »
laughingdp

I never did get into naming bikes

But I will call it The Debil
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #83 on: April 04, 2011, 07:05:20 PM »
Very fitting...  Just the noise from the pipe alone will make grown men weep with envy, mothers hug their children a little tighter at bedtime, and turn young women's knees to jelly...   Evil



Then there's the eyeball sucking acceleration that will make you scream, cry, and cackle maniacally in your helmet all at the same time.   waytogo


Just say'n...   Kiss


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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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« Reply #84 on: April 04, 2011, 07:15:04 PM »
Sounds like a typical Saturday night Cheesy

Reminds me of an incident that I don't think I posted about here. My old m900 had Remus high pipes. One time, I gassed it and my next door neighbors baby fell over Smiley  He sort of had the hang of standing but ducati thunder knocked him over.

I knocked a baby over with my bikes exhaust laughingdp
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« Reply #85 on: April 04, 2011, 07:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 07:15:04 PM
My old m900 had Remus high pipes. One time, I gassed it and my next door neighbors baby fell over

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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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« Reply #86 on: April 04, 2011, 07:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 07:15:04 PM

I knocked a baby over with my bikes exhaust laughingdp

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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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