awall41
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« on: March 31, 2011, 02:28:36 PM » |
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I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati". I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone. At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt.  |
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SacDuc
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 02:34:59 PM » |
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Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club.  sac /did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike? |
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HATERS GONNA HATE.
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zarn02
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 02:35:24 PM » |
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Well, so long as you're douching it up, go big or go home.
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"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
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elyse
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 02:37:24 PM » |
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better to be an official one than an unofficial one??  |
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says elyse  pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee! |
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awall41
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 02:37:43 PM » |
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Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club. sac /did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike? I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk. I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize |
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SacDuc
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 02:40:39 PM » |
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I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk. I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize Indeed. Your Ed Hardy T-shirt is in the mail. All hail the douche king! sac |
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duccarlos
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2011, 05:57:06 PM » |
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Dude, you did it wrong. You're supposed to stand next to your bike as people gaze at you in awe. Make sure to where your full leathers next time.
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my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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muskrat
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2011, 06:18:28 PM » |
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don't stare too long or the mod God's will descend on you and spend all your money, whatever is left after that $4 cup of whatever the hell you drank.  |
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Can we thin the gene pool?
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cokey
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 06:45:31 PM » |
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Whatsa starbucks?
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I WIN Ok babe I surrender to u. U may work me out till I drop About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob.
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 06:49:13 PM » |
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Unless you put your bike up on stands with the tire warmers on, you're not official.  |
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Occasionally AFM #702 My stuff: The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.
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live2ride
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2011, 07:06:40 PM » |
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to qualify, you must also inform every passerby that it is indeed your bike. This can also be achieved by wearing a corse tee, ducati hat and shoes and by posing next to your bike every chance you get.
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Timmy Tucker
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2011, 07:41:11 PM » |
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It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.  |
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JTO112
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2011, 07:46:13 PM » |
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lol this thread is full of win |
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hunduc
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2011, 03:35:09 AM » |
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you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2011, 04:00:17 AM » |
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you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this.
Flashy key ring and the apparel catalog, on the table. Scorpio alarm that goes meep meep. |
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252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it
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