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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2011, 04:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Jett on April 10, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Boy bought something WAY better that makes him smile more/bigger
Boy never listened to his "mamma" to begin with.
Boy's 01 Ducati Monster was the worst bike on the planet.

Mamma's boy. Be gone.
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2011, 04:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Jett on April 10, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Boy bought a Monster thinking it would make him cool
Boy didn't find enough squid talk on DMF
Boy found a bike that looks better with neons
Boy leaves DMF for a squid forum, both forums improve!
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2011, 05:00:28 PM »
Wow...haven't read a post like this before on any forum.  What bike made you more happy? 
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011, 05:02:54 PM »
Quote from: herm on April 09, 2011, 04:56:27 PM
or care?

still don't care...
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011, 05:42:18 PM »
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2011, 05:02:54 PM
still don't care...
you wear a condom...

right?
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« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2011, 05:51:01 PM »
You guys crack me up!! laughingdp
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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2011, 07:03:01 PM »
Have fun in your new play pen.

Hope they are more excitable than we terrible " Monsters ."

Oh, by the way, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out !

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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2011, 07:07:52 PM »
Wait...

We ALL suck?

Well.

I think that's just a roundabout way of saying we're all fun on a date.

(cue: "always look on the bright side of life")

In other news, your 'busa and flip flops are calling you, along with your subscription to Massengill Monthly. 

Enjoy!
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2011, 07:41:27 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on April 10, 2011, 07:07:52 PM
Wait...

We ALL suck?

Well.

I think that's just a roundabout way of saying we're all fun on a date.

(cue: "always look on the bright side of life")

In other news, your 'busa and flip flops are calling you, along with your subscription to Massengill Monthly. 

Enjoy!

Well and eloquently stated.  I would have just called him a doosh.
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« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2011, 07:46:30 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on April 10, 2011, 05:42:18 PM
you wear a condom...

right?

well now...i can honestly say that i have no idea where you are headed with this. but since this thread has no other redeeming qualities...i'll bite.

yes.
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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2011, 07:54:42 PM »
Golly gee, Jett is so much above us and knows so much about bikes and the 750  monster is the worst bike on the planet.  Guess i ought to sell my "worst bike on the planet" that has served me faithfully for 10 years and 57K miles.  It is also good to know how awful this forum is.  Thank you, Jett.  I feel sooo illuminated.  Or is that some squid's LEDs on his Hyabusa 2 stroke?
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« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2011, 07:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Jett on April 10, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Boy bought something WAY better that makes him smile more/bigger
Boy never listened to his "mamma" to begin with.
Boy's 01 Ducati Monster was the worst bike on the planet.

 Huh?

Even though the wise ones on the board know to not feed the trolls, troll's getting fat. You guys are licking it up. DP, it surprises me that this thread isn't locked already.
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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2011, 08:25:20 PM »
Quote from: bergdoerfer on April 10, 2011, 07:55:49 PM
Huh?

Even though the wise ones on the board know to not feed the trolls, troll's getting fat. You guys are licking it up. DP, it surprises me that this thread isn't locked already.

he said that we ALL suck.  I am just hoping to get some kind of supporting evidence, maybe video of all X thousand of us sucking?  I am open to alternative forms of evidence...
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2011, 08:30:51 PM »
well, i bet we do all suck at something. for instance, i suck at cleaning toilets. never been able to do it justice....

who's next? i bet everyone on the board sucks at something.
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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2011, 08:31:47 PM »
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
well, i bet we do all suck at something. for instance, i suck at cleaning toilets. never been able to do it justice....

who's next? i bet everyone on the board sucks at something.

i suck at scooping the catbox!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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