He Man's coming

Started by DRKWNG, April 11, 2011, 05:48:47 PM

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Artful

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The Mad King Pepe'

Quote from: He Man on April 15, 2011, 06:39:57 AM
i expect 5pm trafic will suck.
Why yes, yes it will! [bang]

I've got a pair of used tires sitting around if you find yourself in a bind. They're not tits, but they'll definitely get you home!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

ducatiz

Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on April 15, 2011, 07:49:36 AM
Why yes, yes it will! [bang]

I've got a pair of used tires sitting around if you find yourself in a bind. They're not tits, but they'll definitely get you home!

and Coleman's will happily assrape you and put them on for $60 each, and put the wrong weights on your wheel and scratch the shit out of it.
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Slide Panda

Enjoy. Say hey to Kui for me.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
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- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
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TitanMonsterS4R

will get there round 6:30ish put names on list for outside seating since no reservations are allowed( will take about 45 minutes to 1 hour to get seated). 

See you guys tonight
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DRKWNG

How did things turn out?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Artful

Went off just dandy. Met Wunmi, Dolci, Massimo and his missus at Matchbox and grabbed grub. Kui fell victim to a GPS that took him on the beltway and showed up about an hour later. We headed over to Austin Grill once the temps dipped with Kui and his two buddies. Zoom showed up right around when I made the trek north. Good time had by all, I'm pretty sure we offended the waitress at Matchbox so I call it a success.

She only brought two olives. She was warned.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

He Man

as alwasy even after that terrible ride. i cant sleep. lol

thanks for meeting up with us!!!! now off to slumber. Storm running tomorrow. hoping to make it to Charleston SC. (HOPING)

in reality, i think we can make it to Richmond VA, hold out for an hour or two and continue into NC.

DRKWNG

If you hole up in Richmond, try to make it to 821 Cafe.  It's owned by a forum member.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Slide Panda

And it's got some tastey gub. Oh and park you bike on the side walk out front, they won't mind.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

tocino

Safe ride! Sorry I missed the soiree.
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Artful

So just got the update! They powered through the storm and got drenched n the process. They were riding through the last part of NC through a downpour when tornados formed beside, behind, and then in front of them. Apparently right now Kui is looking at the underside of a tractor trailer that is flipped over across the highway.

The oil filter is a FRAM I am told. They're going to grab a place for the night and dry out.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

He Man

exit 22 in North Carolina. Massive destruction causing periodic traffic jams. However, all the local police are tending to the eighty something tornados in the area, so that meant my buddy and I sped down i-95 at 90+mph.

Almost made it to South Carolina, but there was about 3 miles of destruction that delayed traffic and prevented us from heading up.

got a room in lowden (spelling?). make the beast with two backsing expensive!! $100 a night but hte room is really nice. we are going to grab some bud and get drunk as balls.

here are some pics.


clearly going the wrong way, we turned around and went against traffic for a few miles ot get out of the jam. As i told artful it looked liek a scene from a zombie apocolypse.





dolci

unbelievable.  It was good to meet you and glad you're safe!  Enjoy the rest of the grand tour!
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