The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[bazz20]

not  a bad site that one i downloaded a workshop manual for $4.50 good manual too and theres some brilliant wallpaper in there   as for the track babes i like to admire good machines  

[bazz20]

Bazz, i followed your instructions and went to the babes page, I discovered a naked woman bent all the way over the seat of a 996, I had many thoughts, such as:

that 996 would look so much better with a fender eliminator
needs some carbon Termi's
what is the woman doing?
she must be working on the clutch slave!

thanks 

spider shes the mechanic and it was very hot that day so she just slipped out of her overalls and had a spell , just like doc does and i bet she was thinking i could go a ice coffe right now     

[dragonworld.]

Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh !!! But what were YOU thinking of??? A rub down with some Shell VRX I'll bet

[Spider]

Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh !!! But what were YOU thinking of??? A rub down with some Shell VRX I'll bet

nope, I was thinking "jeez, I hope Bob Brown doesn't service my bike like that...I'd have to really clean the carbon up - human oils everywhere!"

[dragonworld.]

Eeeeeeeewwww!!!
Thats an image I dont need around meal time.

[Jukie]

hey spider i service you bike naked, I am a mechanic daughter

[Super T.I.B]

What's that got to do with it? Servicing a bike naked because your dad's a mechanic?

I'll cut your meat naked because my Dad's a butcher?

I'll plug your hole naked because my Dad's a plasterer?

I'll clean your curtains because Dad was a haberdasher?

[Jukie]

its ok super i dont think you knew what i meant

[Super T.I.B]

its ok super i dont think you knew what i meant

Nah, I know what you meant. 

My dirt bike needs new rings, can you do that naked?

[Dockstrada]

its like the farmers daughter we all know what she got up to

[Super T.I.B]

its like the farmers daughter we all know what she got up to

Push ups in the cucumber patch?

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