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bazz20
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 04:33:56 PM »

not  a bad site that one i downloaded a workshop manual for $4.50 good manual too and theres some brilliant wallpaper in there  waytogo as for the track babes i like to admire good machines  cheeky
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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2008, 12:17:55 AM »

Bazz, i followed your instructions and went to the babes page, I discovered a naked woman bent all the way over the seat of a 996, I had many thoughts, such as:

that 996 would look so much better with a fender eliminator
needs some carbon Termi's
what is the woman doing?
she must be working on the clutch slave!

thanks  waytogo
spider shes the mechanic and it was very hot that day so she just slipped out of her overalls and had a spell , just like doc does and i bet she was thinking i could go a ice coffe right now  laughingdp  laughingdp  laughingdp
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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2008, 12:21:38 AM »

Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh !!! But what were YOU thinking of??? A rub down with some Shell VRX I'll bet laughingdp cheeky waytogo Grin Evil
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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2008, 01:30:32 AM »

Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh !!! But what were YOU thinking of??? A rub down with some Shell VRX I'll bet laughingdp cheeky waytogo Grin Evil

nope, I was thinking "jeez, I hope Bob Brown doesn't service my bike like that...I'd have to really clean the carbon up - human oils everywhere!"
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« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2008, 01:58:26 AM »

Eeeeeeeewwww!!!
Thats an image I dont need around meal time. Roll Eyes Tongue Grin Grin
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« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2008, 12:34:13 AM »

hey spider i service you bike naked, I am a mechanic daughter Evil
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« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2008, 01:00:42 AM »

What's that got to do with it? Servicing a bike naked because your dad's a mechanic?

I'll cut your meat naked because my Dad's a butcher?

I'll plug your hole naked because my Dad's a plasterer?

I'll clean your curtains because Dad was a haberdasher?


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« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2008, 01:03:03 AM »

its ok super i dont think you knew what i meant
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« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2008, 01:04:43 AM »

its ok super i dont think you knew what i meant

Nah, I know what you meant.  Wink

My dirt bike needs new rings, can you do that naked?


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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2008, 01:08:00 AM »

its like the farmers daughter we all know what she got up to Evil
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« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2008, 01:08:51 AM »

its like the farmers daughter we all know what she got up to Evil

Push ups in the cucumber patch?
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