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bazz20
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« Reply #225 on: July 07, 2008, 06:25:19 AM »

jesus ive got more hair on my arse than on ne head , youd have have enough fur to make a perzen rug , the closest ive ever got to a brazilin is rolling up a sheet of news paper and lighting it and rub it around my legs before breaking in horses so your hairs  on your legs dont knot up  laughingdp
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« Reply #226 on: July 07, 2008, 06:42:08 AM »

This was ssssooo the wrong time to check out this thread.

I'm scarred.

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« Reply #227 on: July 07, 2008, 03:14:53 PM »

Hey super now we know what you were up to when you monster was out of action, it must of been hard on you Grin

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« Reply #228 on: July 07, 2008, 03:59:28 PM »

Just is case you get hungry while you're posting something.
I mean we have coffee, beer and popcorn. Oh and red wine.
I love a good bacon sambo....
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« Reply #229 on: July 07, 2008, 11:57:41 PM »

Geeez its quiet!!! Jukie must be offline Grin cheeky laughingdp
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« Reply #230 on: July 08, 2008, 12:16:28 AM »

Geeez its quiet!!! Jukie must be offline Grin cheeky laughingdp

I've been working from home - so I have the computer, she is doing womanly chores.
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« Reply #231 on: July 08, 2008, 12:55:52 AM »

Aaah the dinner, baked  beans on toast?Huh? waytogo
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« Reply #232 on: July 08, 2008, 02:34:43 AM »

sorry guys, i was doing to grocery shopping
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« Reply #233 on: July 08, 2008, 02:43:15 AM »

sorry guys, i was doing to grocery shopping

Did you get some cucumbers?

And some Napisan for those hard to clean stains?

Just wondering.

I actually do the grocery shopping, I don't mind it. You get there at the right time and see the MILF's handling the vegetables.

It's quite a sight.  Wink
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« Reply #234 on: July 08, 2008, 02:48:08 AM »

well Super maybe we should do some shopping together hhmmm  Wink

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« Reply #235 on: July 08, 2008, 03:28:27 AM »

Hey Super!! Have you ever worked out where the batteries go in the Cucumbers??  Wink
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« Reply #236 on: July 08, 2008, 03:32:59 AM »

and did you get any ky
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« Reply #237 on: July 08, 2008, 03:50:03 AM »

i pefer aeroplane jelly laughingdp
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« Reply #238 on: July 08, 2008, 03:54:39 AM »

sorry bazz but aeroplane jelly make me  vomit
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« Reply #239 on: July 08, 2008, 04:05:04 AM »

what do you like then ky is tasteless how about honey or body choclate or virgin oil or even better my favorite ducati sump oil laughingdp
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