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Author Topic: The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...  (Read 391950 times)
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« Reply #2550 on: October 22, 2012, 12:53:36 AM »

Police fear oil spill was deliberate after three cars run off road in park  Roll Eyes

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/police-fear-oil-spill-was-deliberate-after-three-cars-run-off-road-in-park-20121021-27zky.html#ixzz2A148hMhC
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« Reply #2551 on: October 22, 2012, 12:54:24 AM »
Suzy, Doc, my humble apologies for the clutter, filth, or shit that you spotted in my garage, and yes, the soldering iron was off Doc. Left exactly where Paul finished with it   Roll Eyes  I should have called him back but he was reversing out at 1.30am after working on my bike. Was back again on Friday night, but not a lot was done after he drank two glasses of champagne, one capuccino then knocked over an overly large serving of bread and butter pudding. Best I get back into the garage and put my expensive tools back in their correct place. I just hope he remembers the loctite next time I allow him entry....... coffee
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« Reply #2552 on: October 23, 2012, 02:09:44 PM »
Here is a "Fart Smeller" waytogo

Now that I have your attention!!  Grin
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« Reply #2553 on: November 03, 2012, 01:32:35 AM »
  Oscar has been confined to his kennel for a few hours after i caught him viewing pornographic images.........     coffee
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« Reply #2554 on: November 04, 2012, 09:49:27 PM »
Impressive!! KABOOOOM!
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« Reply #2555 on: November 05, 2012, 01:12:37 AM »
Cup Eve  chug

Can NSW please leave quietly on your way out to work in the morning  Grin

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« Reply #2556 on: November 08, 2012, 10:45:26 PM »
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Cup Eve  chug

Can NSW please leave quietly on your way out to work in the morning  Grin

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Nope no work for us ... in fact 'cup day' was the day we not so quietly arrived in Victoria on Turismo.

Shame none of your businesses were open to take our money ... so we continued back into NSW and spent our money there.
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« Reply #2557 on: November 09, 2012, 01:55:31 AM »
They are an unusual breed deep down south Betty.
Apparently, from what i've been told, they get great delight in putting $100 bills into a horses mouth and get nothing but a bucket of manure in return......     coffee
They then throw a thing called a saddle on them, shot an under fed little guy on top in a colourful silk clown suit, then go around a track anti clockwise.......... Roll Eyes
As for the crowd,......well, they all end up pissed as a fart i'm told
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« Reply #2558 on: November 10, 2012, 02:32:09 AM »

   A lucky break today.   I was breathalyzed this morning at Holsworthy. At 10am I was only worried they might be a little over zealous as to my safety modifications, however after the test he simply nodded ok and said "That's a beautifull bike,have a nice day" Shocked.
   Seems they actually were just after drunk drivers, which is fine by me.





 
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« Reply #2559 on: November 10, 2012, 04:32:30 AM »
Lucky break Steve  waytogo
next week apparently they are targeting over zealous overtakers  laughingdp chug
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« Reply #2560 on: November 10, 2012, 11:34:32 AM »
Quote from: Two dogs on November 10, 2012, 04:32:30 AM
Lucky break Steve  waytogo
next week apparently they are targeting over zealous overtakers  laughingdp chug

& 4 valve Monsters  Police
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« Reply #2561 on: November 10, 2012, 12:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Paul on November 10, 2012, 11:34:32 AM
& 4 valve Monsters  Police




That's lucky mine has eight valves.  cheeky
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« Reply #2562 on: November 17, 2012, 01:19:41 AM »
Dragonworld, thanks for the video. Too cool.  waytogo
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« Reply #2563 on: November 17, 2012, 01:33:31 AM »

  Great WW2 movie "The Thin Red Line" starting now on ONE, Nick Nolte is awesome !
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« Reply #2564 on: November 23, 2012, 06:07:32 AM »
Your Shout Rob   drink
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