The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[PAUL M]

Funny but true

[Betty]

Spent a few hours up at the Australian Postie Bike Grand Prix today.

Looked like some good fun, saw some close racing and a few spills ... but bloody hell they must have been hot. Over 40 degrees, it must have been so hot all geared up and working hard on the 'track'.

[dragonworld.]

Spent a few hours up at the Australian Postie Bike Grand Prix today.

Looked like some good fun, saw some close racing and a few spills ... but bloody hell they must have been hot. Over 40 degrees, it must have been so hot all geared up and working hard on the 'track'.

Years ago (Even before Bucket racing!)when I was just getting into bikes and thinking about having a race the Melbourne Uni had a club called "Team F.U.R.T." (Cant remember what it stood for, probably something suitably vulgar?  ) and they used to race scooters of all persuasions before Posties became popular!
There were some SERIOUS weapons, Vespas and Lambrettas fully worked with race rubber and all! Very quick and the riders were NUTS!!!
And also I remember the one time boss of Yamaha here in Victoria, Mr Graham Laing used to race a stepthrough! He wouldnt tell what was in it but it would hold its own against some of the GP bikes!! 
All in all a shitload of fun!! 
Aint that what its supposed to be??

[braando]

Hats off to Paul M for going out of his way to help Mark/Mischka when he forgot how to start his Monster. I bet the silly shit flattened his battery accidentally. The legend himself hooked up his trailer and drove dam near 1000k's to help the lad. Des./Two Dogs couldn't make it as he had a sore ars (please explain Wobbart). Wobbart refused to help also as he , to be blatantly honest, really didn't give a make the beast with two backs as Mark had already fixed his exhaust.

To Mark, I hope that you get your bike sorted out (bet Paul has already looked at it).    

To Desmond, give Wobbart a wide berth for a week or so and everything should heal.    

To Wobbart, you don't have a bike anymore you miserable shit but I still want my license plate bracket.  

Brian W     

[Two dogs]

Yet another  fuelled attempt by Bwiiannnnn to cause trouble.
Mark I would of helped you but as I said after a general anaesthetic driving is a no no.
Glad Paul came to your rescue as for Bwiian who has a van and was very close to you 
Can't comment on Rob your best friend ........don't know what his excuse was 

[PAUL M]

Can't comment on Rob your best friend ........don't know what his excuse was  

Be nice to Rob he did give Mark a near new battery (was never going to use it again) for FREE

He did give to you didn't he ??

[Mishka]

Not sure it was for free, he said we can work it out later, now I live in fear my arse will end up like Des's. Though I will by him a replacement if he's ever in need  of another.   

Can't bare to see good equipment going waste and was happy to help Rob out.

Rob buy a bike any bike to shut Brian up, the night in shine red armour who dragged me out of danger was on a Multistrada, buy one, four black diavel's pasted while I wait for Paul, new bum hole - everyone has one........

[braando]

Just when you think that you've seen it all...................

Hot Lips  is at it again       

[Two dogs]

Just when you think that you've seen it all...................

Hot Lips  is at it again       

Ahh so the pink hotpants are for excursions and this is what goes on at home 
Oh dear the plot thickens as they say . 

[Two dogs]

                                                   Now for something a little more serious .


                               Close calls and the elderly driver or expect the unexpected : always.

Returning home on Sunday from a nice little breakfast at the Coasties BBQ bacon and egg shack aka Mark n Julie's cafe
highly recommend it if your up the old Pac rd and feeling a bit peckish just drop in they wont mind 
back to the story , always ! always expect the unexpected and treat every driver as a moron !

We :Mrs Dogs and I on route home through the back street of Asquith came up Ralston rd (above) past the school , ahead was three cars turning right at the intersection, I noticed that the first and last car had their indicator on but the middle one didn't.

Anticipating the middle car too pull out into the left lane on me I slowed covered my brake and horn as I passed on the left.
What I had not seen was the 70 + old codger and his Mrs off too lawn bowls approaching the intersection from the other direction and turning right.
They turned across my path without a glance nothing ! no checking the inside lane ahead slowing down or even idicating.
They on seeing the line of cars turning right in the opp direction just turned.
Even as I was hard on the brakes high beam on 139db nautilus horn blasting didn't even dignify me with a oops sorry look a glance or SMIDSY just continued on pretending I wasn't there.
Be careful out there people's and always expect a moron to not expect you .

[rendang]

   Gotta be on high alert at all times, I'm glad you managed that one ok !

[Two dogs]

There is a police blitz on for after market pipes , RTA doing roadside tests .
All over the Nth Beaches and Old Pacific road.

[Two dogs]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YOU FOOKERSHope you all get a good pressie from Santa and watch out for those debt collectors  hiding in the bushes ready to pounce out and ruin your day , apparently they are targeting helmets this week so if yours doesn't have the Aussie standards sticker watch out.

[Mishka]

McCarrs road all clear of fuzz to and from work today, if fact smoking clear runs!

Merry  Christmas to all, now go hide your bike keys from yourself till February.

[dan_t]

Up the old rdtoday to Jerrys at Kulnurra.
No less than 6 patrol cars out. Be careful & take Mishka's advice to hide the keys for a few weeks......